Short Funny Phrases
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- It's not worth crying over spilled milk. Unless you paid $500 for it.
- Dear math exercise book, kindly grow up finally and solve your own problems!
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Just keep on dancin'! Cause this thriller, thriller night!
- If you build it, they will come. If you destroy it, they will HATE you.
- I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.
- I know you are but what am I? Stupid.
- Who let the cat out of the bag? Obviously the one who knew it needed air.
- Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.
- Don't throw rocks in glass houses. Why do have a glass house in the first place?! Are you stupid?!!
- Hold onto your socks! Hold onto your shoes too. They'll be the first to go.
- After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment.
- We came, we saw Now go home.
- If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
- Real friends don't stab you in the back. REAL friends strangle you. (It's much less painful.)
- A little goes a long way. Especially if it's disease.
- Savor the moment. Unless the moment sucks in which case block it out.
- Ya know what you do when you're feelin' down? Make someone else feel bad and then laugh at their pain
- It's what's on the inside that counts. Like your blood and you organs and your bones and...
- Two wrongs don't make a right. THREE wrongs make a right.
- Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
- I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
- Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children!
- You're as stubborn as a mule. You're as ugly as one too.
- Nothing is as bad as it seems. Yes. It's much much worse.
- Beggars can't be choosers. And japanese rock stars can't be ninja assassins. (inside joke)
- Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.
- An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Eventually you're going to run out of body parts.
- There's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. And there's a convict at the end of every trailer park.
- If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, well you're stuck with it now.
- Friendship is the greatest treasure of all. Unless you have a magic pony.
- People who live life to the fullest live the longest. Your results may vary.
- Cat got your tongue? That's disgusting! What were you doing?! French kissing it?!!
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.
- I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor, though.
- Come over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.
- What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. If you try it again, I garentee you'll die.
- I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.
- A promise is a promise. And a lie is a lie.
- Tomorrow is another day. January 5, 1783 is another day too. So what's your point.
- Destruction breeds creation I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Hitler was thinking too!
- Be positive! Ok. Congratulations sir! You have aids!
- I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.
- Technology is our friends Yes, and that's why we have machine guns
- What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. Luckily, you have better stuff then me.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps everyone away.'Cause you're a CANABLE!
- Mom knows best Unless she's on crack.
- It's raining cats and dogs! Look! Now it's raining bombs too!
- If you love something, set it free. If you hate it, cage it and make it your slave.
- Cat got your tongue? That's disgusting! What were you doing?! French kissing it?!! (Sicko)
- If looks could kill We would have all died by now
- Don't judge a book by it's cover. Don't judge a rock by its radiation.
- I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
- Chocolate doesn’t ask any questions. Chocolate simply understands.
- Listen to your heart. It will lead you to the happy snacks.
- Winners never cheat. What world do live in?
