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• I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
• What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. If you try it again, I garentee you'll die.
• Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children!
• Make love not war In truth, that's a very inappropriate statement
  
• Savor the moment. Unless the moment sucks in which case block it out.
• If you’re the kind of person that has no good luck, when you see the light at the end of the tunnel…run, because the train is coming
• Insomnia makes you a better mathematician, because you spend all night calculating how much time you will be able to sleep
• It's not worth crying over spilled milk. Unless you paid $500 for it.
• Two heads are better than one. Unless they're on the same body.
• Dear math exercise book, kindly grow up finally and solve your own problems!
• Are you with him for love or some other interest? It must be love, since I have no interest in him at all…
• Some people are like clouds: they leave, and it brightens my day
• Do you eat other peoples finger nails?
• Tomorrow is another day. January 5, 1783 is another day too. So what's your point.
• If you relieve yourself in the bathroom can you also relieve yourself by eating?
• Civil status: distance relationship with my bed
• Can we start the weekend again? I was distracted…
• It’s not that I’m stubborn, I’m just always right
• I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor, though.
• The secret for a good relationship is not having one
• I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
• If you can’t laugh at yourself, I can do that for you
• What does it matter if it’s the weekend when I need it to be the end of the month?
• If looks could kill We would have all died by now
  
• I was looking for the good side of life but concluded that life is a sphere
• If P.E. stands for Physical Education why does PPE stand for Personal Protective Equipment?
• We came, we saw Now go home.
• I tried to be normal once… It was the worst two minutes of my life
• There are only two types of people: those who agree with me and those who are wrong
• Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.
• A horror story in three words: Today is Monday
• My hair hurts.
• A sense of humor is the feeling that makes laugh of something that would make you mad if it happened to you
• It's what's on the inside that counts. Like your blood and you organs and your bones and...
• If your girlfriend says, “You will never find somebody like me”, answer: “thank God, I want somebody different
• Annoying guy – it’s that guy that has more interest in us than we have in him
• My problem is that he wanted a serious relationship and I’m a funny girl
• Everyone has a purpose Except you
  
• Real friends don't stab you in the back. REAL friends strangle you. (It's much less painful.)
• Everyone has a guardian angel. If you are dying in a hospital, don't worry. Your angel is just on break.
• If you love something, set it free. If you hate it, cage it and make it your slave.
• I wish your life is as good as it seems on your social media accounts!
• Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother, she deserves to be respected
• Mom knows best Unless she's on crack.
• Eat everything, because pizza doesn’t fatten, chocolate doesn’t fatten, candy doesn’t fatten, it’s you that fattens up
• The perfect man doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get home late, doesn’t cheat… Well, doesn’t exist
• If money doesn’t buy happiness, I want to be sad and rich!
• If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
• Common sense is like deodorant – people that need it the most never use it
• If I have dreams, I fight for them… But sometimes I get tired and need to sleep…
  
• I’m in need of a six-month vacation… Twice a year!
• If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, well you're stuck with it now.
• It is very sad when you’re rich, handsome, and sexy, and then the alarm clock rings and ends it all
• Have you ever tried sleeping in water?
• My eye socket is warm.
• If I’d agree with you, we’d both be wrong
• Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
• If you say a prayer in church what do you say in the bathroom?
• I’m watching a new series – the series of mistakes I’ve made in my life
• Group assignments helped understand why Batman works alone
• Why aren’t shorts half the price of pants?
  
• If you fight with a woman, she’s either right or you’re wrong
• A word to the wise is…
• True friends have your back Seriously?! No freakin' way! For realz?!
• I’m almost dressing up as Pokémon to see if somebody goes looking for me
• Free Willy! Free Jeff too!
• All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips.
• There are two types of people: the ones that finish their sentences and the ones that…
• A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself – well, so far so good!
• Hold onto your socks! Hold onto your shoes too. They'll be the first to go.
• I had a sweet side, but I ate it
• God created the man before the woman so he wouldn’t have to hear suggestions
• Don't judge a book by it's cover. Don't judge a rock by its radiation.
• I respect the opinion of everybody who agrees with me
• Love conquers all. This does not apply in rock paper scissors.
• A little goes a long way. Especially if it's disease.
  
• I never make the same mistake twice… I make it about five times only to make sure it really is a mistake
• If nothing is impossible, then I’ve been doing the impossible for years
• Do you want to know the secret to get rich? Me too
• My nipple is broken.
• If I hit somebody with a dictionary, is it verbal or physical aggression?
• I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.
• An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Eventually you're going to run out of body parts.
• Faith can move mountains, but I prefer dynamite
• As is a person, so is a fridge: it’s what’s inside that matters
• I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.
• Two wrongs don't make a right. THREE wrongs make a right.
• Today is a wonderful day for you to leave me alone
• Date someone who waits for you like I wait for Friday
• Don’t follow my steps, I’m also lost
• I know you are but what am I? Stupid.
• Some people are destined for greatness. Others are destined to be the little people that the people destined for greatness step on.
• My friendship is not for sale, but we can talk about a short-term rental
• I woke up so sexy today, that instead of yawning, I meowed
  
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps everyone away.'Cause you're a CANABLE!
• Love really is blind because it can’t see me at all
• The day your opinion is a chocolate cake, I’ll want it!
• In my current state, if I cut an onion, she is the one crying
• Fewer words can often say …
• Gossipy? I’m just an historian of other people’s lives!
• The best things in life are free After that revelation, prostitutes became illegal
• The most painful thing in the world is lying down on the couch and remember you forgot the tv remote
• Just keep on dancin'! Cause this thriller, thriller night!
• Sorry I’m late, it’s just that I didn’t want to come
• Irony is like blush: if you don’t know how, don’t use it
• I’m not lactose, but some people find me hard to tolerate
• Dear math: please, be a grown up and solve your problems by yourself
• Jeez, how dark it is in here, right? I don’t know, I can’t see anything
• Unfortunately, I won’t be able to make it… Because I don’t want to!
• I went to look for what is best for me and ended up opening the fridge
• Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.
• The first five days of the week are the toughest
• If hamburger makes a meatloaf does laziness make me-a-loaf?
• Curiosity killed the cat. It also killed the dog but I've been ordered by the government to keep that information confidential. (oops)
• I’m very busy today… Doing several nothings
  
• He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
• Are you happy? Step on the scale, and that goes away
• My teeth itch.
• We need to invent a new day between Saturday and Sunday
• Blood is thicker than water. That may be true but that doesn't help you stranded in the desert 'cause you can't drink blood. Well you can but......Ew.
• They told me to follow my dreams, so I turned to my side and kept sleeping
• Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
• Before I was arrogant, but now I’m perfect
• Beggars can't be choosers. And japanese rock stars can't be ninja assassins. (inside joke)
• You're as stubborn as a mule. You're as ugly as one too.
• I am in touch with my motivation. I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking.
• I don’t drop hints; I just drop some facts discreetly in front of someone with the intent of them not directly realizing it
• For somebody to love me, it really must be love, because rich and pretty I for sure am not
  
• Modest and humility are necessary virtues, and only people above average intelligence, like me, realize that!
• I’m not always hungry; sometimes I’m sleepy too
• Don’t leave for tomorrow what you can eat today
• Sticks and stones may break my bones... Well you're pretty much screwed from there.
• If I won the prize of laziest person, I’d ask somebody to go get it for me
• I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
• If the ex was good enough, God wouldn’t tell me to love my neighbor
• Words have power. Unless you're deaf.
• Does an airplane have brakes?
• Actions speak louder than words. And that's why nobody reads anymore.
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• Destruction breeds creation I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Hitler was thinking too!
• I’m sleepy all day, and then when I get to bed, I want to bake a cake, write a book, and learn five new languages
• What does the 19 mean in Covid? Will the next virus be Covid 20?
• When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.
• Come over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.
• There’s only one thing that is worse than waking up early: a holiday on a Sunday
  
• Nothing in life is free And that's why we have prostitutes
• The problem with close-minded people is that they generally come with an open mouth
• Do you know those days in which you wake up full of energy to clean the house? Must be great, never happened to me
• Is Friday the end of the week, or is Saturday, or is Sunday, or is Sunday the first day of the week?
• If you build it, they will come. If you destroy it, they will HATE you.

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