Funny Things to Say Out of Context
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- It just explains why they lost track of their pants when they went to the other side of Mars.
- Death by Slinky… it could happen!
- Hes not really an actor – he just plays one on tv!
- Fish Licking is frowned upon, especially in New England.
- As long as they dont hit me with the love fern, Ill be alright.
- Im not sure what Batman would be, as a sandwich.
- At least the Children of the Corn are gluten free!
- Nazi-Zombies. Theyre like an evil Reeses Peanut Butter Cup.
- Your office space is NOT Feng Shui if none of your pens have caps!
- T-Rex will never know the joy of putting olives on the end of his claws.
- SMoria – where the Dwarves toast marshmallows.
- I dont think anyone would be opposed to fudge expansion.
- H.R. Stuff
- Im going to change my name to REDACTED.
- Thank goodness theres an alternate heat source for you and we dont have to wait for the repairman to decompose.
- To be fair, most people cant use their butts to pull things out of the oven.
- Every woman should marry an archeologist, because the older she gets, the more he'll love her.
- Are you ordering bacteria from the internet again?
- In my world, ALL hats are made of balloon animals.
- Olive oil tends to give me amnesia.
- 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
- Scallops wait for no man.
- You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there's a salad dressing inside.
- Can you really bake snow? –
- Its not even 8am and youve already ruined teleportation for everyone.
- 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me Im crazy. The tenth is just humming.
- Ever try to put a mask on a horse? –
- A toasters just a vacuum with a phone attached, right?
- Dont you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
- You should stop getting all of your ideas off the Beef Jerky Hotline.
- The InstaGoths were a tribe like the VisiGoths but they turned up very suddenly.
- Croutons have no sense of humor.
- But what if the Queen stops by and Ive got my face in a bowl of melted butter?!
- Everything with you revolves around opposable thumbs.
- After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
- A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who knows where to look for such a man.
- Nothing ever has anything to do with real life.
- My tallest finger loves giving people standing ovations.
- If they wanted us to use good grammar, they should have made it more easier.
- My call of the wild went to voice mail.
- Since the angels got out of the bathroom theyve been very crunchy.
- This horned helmet just SCREAMS
- Root Beers KIND of a fruit… like purple!
- A pessimist is someone who has spent too much time listening to optimists.
- Even brain surgery is easier when youre a professional chef!
- I'm so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldnt be any chocolate milk.
- Marble rye isnt like celery in a tree!
- Did you go to the JubJub School of Laying Down?
