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• Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
• Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
• It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours.
• Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the one to Keon.
• You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
• The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
• Hustle and heart set us apart
• Born to play hockey
• In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
• Life is Hockey, Hockey is Life
• My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
  
• Never let good enough BE enough!
• The coolest sport in the world
• Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses
• There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets the credit.
• Gordie Howe hat trick: 1 goal, 1 assist & 1 fight
• A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was Owen N'awlins.
• Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
• Hey baby, let me be Brett Hull’s Skate and get up all in yo Crease
• Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
• Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
• The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
• Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
• Ok, now I'm Finnish. That was too good lol Good. Czech mate
• My other stick curves to the right.
• Some wish it would happen,
• Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
• Witness the Power
• Defense wins
• Select from these great hockey slogans for shirts, banners, posters, t-shirts, jerseys, signs, warm-ups, locker room and more. Rally your hockey team, inspire your fans and liven up the crowd! You’ll find funny hockey slogans and sayings for all usage occasions.
• 7 days without hockey makes one weak
• I will always place the Team first;
  
• Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
• I play daily, you play weakly
• In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin’ Lady.
• dedication + motivation = success
• Play like a Champion Today
• Unfinished Business
• Damn you! Victory feels good. How swede it is
• What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
• To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped.
• 4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey
• Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
• Deeds not words.
• You don’t have to be crazy to play hockey but it helps
• My kid cross checked your honor student
• OUT HUSTLE, OUT WORK, OUT THINK, OUT PLAY, OUT LAST
• Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?
• Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
• Hahaha There's a pretty good chance that he's skating. In the Czech with his Czech buddies
• Demand respect or expect defeat
• In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
• What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully bulked up? Massive Propps.
• Some want it to happen,
• H: He's in the Czech Republic doing Czech republican things
• I think I'm out of puns. It's Benn a good run
• Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer.
• No one is a failure until they stop trying.
• A contract can make you rich.
  
• I will never quit;
• The fans can make you famous.
• You miss 100% of the shots you never take
• If its gotta be, it starts with me
• Those who prefer not to watch Coaches' Corner could never be accused of Cherry-picking.
• Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
• All things are difficult before they are easy.
• Lawl. With his Czech mix? Yup with his Czech mix. Are we Finnish with our puns?
• Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two minutes 'fore boarding!"
• What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
• Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.
• It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
• Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
• Can I slip one past your goalie?
• Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.
• Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door.
• Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
• If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
• Hockey, the cool sport
• Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body from dental records.
• Actions speak louder than coaches
• Take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor
• I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
• Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
• Make good habits and they will make you.
• The true champion believes in the impossible.
• When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
• I must be Clarkson because I’m falling for you.
• Can’t check this
• How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
  
• I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.
• My skateblade’s not the only thing made of steel.
• Smell my bag!
• Winners train, losers complain
• Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.
• What about marek?
• Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
• Hockey: Making dentists rich since 1875
• A team above all. Above all a team.
• The harder you work, the harder it is to lose.
• Give blood, play hockey
• Hockey: 1/2 the game is mental; the other half is dental
• Every game counts
• Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
• Driver carries no cash – kids play hockey
• I can’t do it never yet accomplished anything – I will try has performed miracles.
• Fire in my heart and ice in my veins
• Intensity is not a perfume!
• You're Russian to conclusions, I might have to Czech you for that So you're gonna Czech me and Denmark me against the boards??
• Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgment, and poor execution.
• Sometimes it’s not how GOOD you are, but how BAD you want it
• The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the Exposito bros.
• Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes.
• Pride, Passion and Power
• Keep calm and Bergeron
• The press can make you a superstar.
• Please don’t feed the goalie
• Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
  
• After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
• Good. Better. Best.
• Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
• Refuse to Lose
• Others make it happen.
• Hockey: Just Add Ice
• Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
• I will never leave a fallen teammate
• I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
• Practice winning every day
• The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in de-crease.
• Heart is the difference between those who attempt and those who achieve
• Our goal is to deny yours
• We will have to do this Seguin - We can't do it on a Daley basis though.
• What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
• It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
• What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
• Championships are won at practice
• Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.
• It is very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing.
• I will never accept defeat;
• Fast and Furious.
• Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
• I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
• Got Stick?
• Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
• Hockey with Heart
• If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden cup made popular by Jock Plank?
• Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise box!
  
• Practice, practice, practice
• Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
• Sweat more in preparation, bleed less in battle
• Our team, our town
• Winners in life don’t always win; they just don’t give up.
• Hockey = disorderly conduct where the score is kept
• Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships
• To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success.
• Whatever it takes
• All it takes is all you’ve got
• But only the love can make you a player.
• Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
• The true champion loses many battles before winning the war.
• The price of greatness is responsibility.
• If you can’t play nice – play hockey
• The greatest game you can win is won within.
• Hustle, hit and never quit
• There’s no traffic on the extra mile
• Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
• Play like you’re in first; train like you’re in second
• Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
• Be prepared! If only are the famous last words of those who weren’t.
• The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win.
• We came to play
• Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
  
• Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
• Don’t go through life without goals
• Respect All, Fear None
• I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’