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• You Just Got Served
• Tennis Starts With Love
• My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.
• Does this guy work with computers? He looks like a hacker.
• The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
• I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.
• Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
• Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
• I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
• On front: We’re Going To Win
  
• Practice doesn’t make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect
• Championships are won at practice
• I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.
• Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
• Two birds played a tennis match. Ironically, the one that made the worst calls was a Hawk….aye!
• But only the love can make you a player.
• I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.
• Refuse to Lose!
• Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it.
• It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.
• My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.
• Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
• A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
• Look up, get up, but never give up
• All Out, All Game, All Season
• It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
• Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
• Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
• Love Means Nothing to a Tennis Player Party at the Net
• You can’t be as good as, you have to be better than
• Tennis Anyone?
• The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
• My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
• There’s no traffic on the extra mile
• I see Robinson’s are still sponsoring tennis. I would have thought that squash is more their thing.
• I will never accept defeat
  
• I will never quit
• It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
• Talk with your raquet, play with your heart
• United we play, United we win
• I have one animal in my farm who I look up to more than Federer: GOAT.
• I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
• I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.
• Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, "Love" means nothing.
• I’m trying to kick your ass. In a nice way.
• Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
• out hustle
• Unity in Adversity
• Not surprised by the high divorce rate among tennis players. Love means nothing to them.
• These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.
• I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.
• The press can make you a superstar.
• Short girls who take all the tall guys.
• Others make it happen.
• Respect All, Fear None
• Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
• I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
• All it takes is all you’ve got!
  
• Out run
• Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.
• Believe & Achieve
• All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.
• Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
• the credit.
• Intensity is not a perfume!
• Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now
• Some wish it would happen,
• Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
• A friend of mine likes to stand in the middle of tennis courts. Annette.
• I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
• A friend has to wear glasses whilst playing tennis. It’s a non-contact sport.
• out play
• I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
• Game, Set, Match!
• If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.
• Some want it to happen,
• Tennis is downright smashing!
• Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
• Whatever it takes
• They call me Ace, because you just got served.
• I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
• Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
• Grass is for cows.
• Practice winning every day
• A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying I’m with Draw to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
• Hustle, hit and never quit
  
• He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.
• Demand respect or expect defeat
• A contract can make you rich.
• I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
• Practice, practice, practice
• You Got Served
• Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.
• Ya Gotta Believe
• Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.
• Local tennis club’s website is down. I think they are having problems with their server.
• I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
• Win The Last Game
• I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
• I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
• A team above all. Above all a team.
• The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
• Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
• So close to beating a chocolate bar at tennis. Was only a breakaway.
• Imagine what the Chuckle Brothers would say to each other during a game of tennis.
• Bringing out the best in each other
• Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
• Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
• The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
• If its gotta be, it starts with me
• Never let good enough BE enough!
• Play like a Champion Today
• Got to let one rest and be fertilized while I’m using the other.
• You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
• I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
• Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
• Order on the Court
• You Have Met Your Match
  
• out WIN
• The best players, I think, are always the ones who remember their losses, because they remember the pain and they hate it.
• Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
• Tennis: It’s all about the LOVE!
• Baby Got Backhand
• There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets
• On back: So Coach Doesn’t Lose His Job
• It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
• Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
• An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
• Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
• Love means Nothing.
• I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
• I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.
• Deeds not Words
• I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis. It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.
• If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.
• Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
• Serve It, Smash It, Win It, Love It
• Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
• I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.
• The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
• American Indians used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (I mean no disrespect to American Indians!)
  
• Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
• What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? Telling your parents that your gay!
• What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? "See you round.."
• We’re Downright Smashing!
• The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
• Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
• I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
• Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse!
• Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
• Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.
• I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
• Kiss My Ace
• Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
• I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
• I will never leave a fallen teammate
• A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. No way, says the librarian, you won’t return them.
• You Only Live Once, But You Get to Serve Twice
• Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
• Hustle and heart set us apart
• Got a second hand tennis racquet for only $10. No strings attached.
  
• Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.
• Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
• We Are Family
• Good. Better. Best.
• What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
• I will always place the Team first;
• Deuce is used so you don’t have to count so high.
• He doesn’t cook well.
• If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
• The fans can make you famous.