Well it's Thursday night and we're going insane!
Time to get throw some balls done the bowling lanes.
It's the game of the week that's comin' your way.
Porn and the Animulls are ready to play.
We gotta get ready, we gotta get right
Cause Thursday Night Bowling kicks off tonight!

So get ready.
I mean, get ready.
Are you ready for some bowling?!
A Thursday night party!

We've got Mulletov, 4-Piece and the 'Tizzle.
They're gonna get it kick started.
Mulletinis and the everyone's all set.
The crowd is psyched.
Cause all my rowdy friends are back on Thursday Night!