Dr. Odd

The Simpsons Sound Bites

Bart WAVs - Simpsons Sounds

• Bart
  
  

• "Any time chummmmmmmmmp"
  
• "Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from!!"
  
• "Cool!"
  
• "What a load of crappy crap crap"
  
• "As we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus"
  
• "Have any of your workers ever had their hand cut off by the machinery?" No "And then the hand started crawling around.........."
  
• "Hello mother dear"
  
• "Owww, my ovaries!!"
  
• "Can I go to the park?" Do I have to get up? "No" Go knock yourself out
  
• "And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas"
  
• "Blast that infernal card!"
  
• "Damn TV, it's ruined my imagination. Just like it's ruined my ability to...uh....um"
  
• "I didn't do it"
  
• "I didn't do it" (Another one)
  
• "What an odd thing to say"
  
• "You mean it's not me noggin, it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly"
  
• "It's my job to be repetitive, my job, my job. Repetitiveness is my job......"
  
• "You guys get to play with knives? Aw cool! A spork!" Don't hurt me!
  
• "Woah! That's good squishy!"
  
• "....I'm one of your nephew's you don't see very often, uh, Bart-Bart"
  
• "D'oh!"
  
• "I am the thing from Uranus!!!"
  
• "She'll see through them like grandma's underpants"
  
• "I'll be Gus, the loveable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. Yeah!"
  
• "You're one of those 'don't call me a chick' chicks huh?"
  
• Is this seat taken little girl? "I'm not a girl. Are you blind?" Yes
  
  

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