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Grampa Simpson WAVs - Simpsons Sounds

• Grampa Simpson
  

  • "Aah!! Death, there it is, Deaaath" It's only Maggie "Aah!! Death!" That's only the cat.......
    
  • "Now, my story begins in-dikkity-2. We had to say dikkity 'cause the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty........"
    
  • "That doll is evil I tells ya, evil, eeeeeeevilllll!!"
    
  • "I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!!"
    
  • "Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel, in 1957 I remember it was, I got up in the morning......."
    
  • "One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbeville........"
    
  • "I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first I was just filled with vinegar!"
    
  • "What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem"
    
  • "My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I likes it!!......"
    
  • "Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot"
    
  • Grampa, Matlock's not real "Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!"
    
  • "Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then......"
    
  • "I'm cold and there are wolves after me"
    

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