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Chief Wiggum WAVs - Simpsons Sounds

• Chief Wiggum
  
  "...this is 9-1-2." ^(16k)
  "...you don't get your gun until..." ^(75k) "Oh, no, have they set a date." ^(89k) "Well you story is very compelling..." ^(140k) "You have the right to remain silent..." ^(26k)
  "Well, just get one of those inflatable women." ^(48k)
  "Yeh, right an elephant..." ^(170k) "...the special schools are all over him." ^(204k)
  
  • "Behold, the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head! Oooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit"
    
  • "Oh right, how are you gunna get 'em? Skeleton power?"
    
  • "Let's tear this place apart!!"
    
  • "Oh my god! It's just disappeared! It's a ghostcar!!!"
    
  • "Ah, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's a woman though. 'Cos one time I......."
    
  • "Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum in pursuit of the rebelling women" Alright, your current location? "Ahh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw jeez, trees, shrubs. Uh I'm directly under the earth's sun.....now"
    
  • "Ok folks, show's over, nothing to see here, show's o-Oh my god!! A horrible plane crash!!....."
    
  •  "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...."
    
  • "Can we make our own movies and enter them?" Yes "At last, an excuse to wear make-up!!"
    
  • "Oh my god! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice-Crispie square!!....."
    
  • Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.....
    
  • "Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked....aww c'mon, continue...."
    
  • "This is papa bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a car, of some sort heading in the direction of you know, that place that sells chilli......"
    
  • "Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!.....Hehehe, now I get it. That's good"
    
  • "......Bake him away, toys." What'd you say, chief? "Do what the kid says."
    
  • "What-what-what-what. This better be about pizza"
    
  • "You're under arrest" By Lucifer's beard! "Uh, yeah"
    

   

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