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Hello. Dr. Odd here. I got Schmoopie back in 1996 during my Junior year in college. She is great. She is a really nice, quiet cat. I am her daddy. I love her. You can drop her a line here.

Born: 1/15/95

What is the 1st thing you want to do when you get home from work or when you wake up on the weekends?

I don't work and on the weekends I go and try to wake up Z by standing on his back.

Who would you like to pattern yourself after?

Z because he is the only one I have hung out with really.

What is your favorite vacation spot?

I have never left the house.

If you found $200 in the trash and you had to spend it that day, what would you do with it?

Take me to the cat groomer and get my teeth cleaned.

What kind of music you like the most and why?

I would have to say punk because that is the only thing Z has played in my life.

Who have you been most influenced by and why?

Z, because he is the only one that is always around.

What makes you cry?

I can't cry cause I am a cat.

What is your favorite town or state in the united states?

I would say Chicago. We have lived in Milwaukee and Chicago. Milwaukee was a dump and I really like Z's place in Chicago now.

What do you usually eat for dinner?

The same thing I eat for breakfast and lunch.

What is your favorite website?

My Yahoo cause that is what is usually on Z's computer when I hog his computer chair.

If you had to hear 1 album for the rest of your life what would it be?

Any Chipmunks record.

What do you do for $?

I don't work. I don't even know what money is.

What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?

I don't really care about this because I am fixed.

What do you like better? Dogs or cats?

Cats. I saw a dog once when I was looking out the window and it looked dumb and it pooed on the ground and the human picked up it. Please. Go to the toilet in a box like the rest of us.

What is the one thing people say about you the most?

She is a beautiful cat.

What do you watch on TV?

Mostly the WB and the Cubs.

You got any Tattoos?

No

Do you use styling products in your hair?

No, Z brushes me sometimes but not enough.

What is your favorite fast food place? What do you order there?

I eat the same thing every day, cat food.

What is your favorite booze beverage?

I have only drank water in my life. What is booze? Is it that stinky stuff that Z's friends drink when they come over?

What do you think people say are some of your virtuous qualities?

Quiet, clean.

What do you think people say are some of your vices?

My litter box stinks.