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Hello. Dr. Odd here. I went through a lot of people on my Q and A and I thought it was a good idea to start over with some new questions. You will see all the same people as before, just some fresh questions. Merilou Ziola
We would like to introduce Big Dave.
Work?
Don't wanna!
How do you plan to spend the next 13 years?
Aging at an alarmingly slow rate. Pursue a career in the Medical Field.
What is your job title?
I prefer to stay away from labels. That and with the way I change jobs I could have a new title by tomorrow.
What do you do exactly in your job?
I have done it all. Banquet Server, Bartender, Beverage Manager, Food & Beverage Manager, Sales Associate, Account Manager, Carpet Cleaner, Janitor, etc. You name it, and I have probably done it or will do it before I retire.
What type of work do you do?
As little as possible.
What kind of company do you work for?
Please reference question above that asks "What do you do exactly in your job?"
Material
What is your favorite color?
Orange. It makes me look thinner than the fat ass hunter's that wear orange clothing.
What was your first car?
87' Mercury Lynx. I had to share it with my older sister.
What kind of car do you have?
97' Chevy Camaro. I still have to share my car with my older sister.
If I had all the time and money, I would love to ...
Sit on the couch and watch every Law & Order episode ever made. Actually, I would spend an entire season following the Pittsburgh Steelers and going to their games with my wife and any friends that wanted to join the fun. I would then take everyone to Jamaica and celebrate life.
Ugliness aside, if you could have your bedroom painted - what color would you choose?
Steelers Black N' Gold with the emblem on two of the four walls.
What crazy thing would you 1st buy if you got rich?
A home in San Diego, with an ocean view. Not real crazy, but I would have CRAZY fun in a pad like that.
Play
What do you like to do on the weekends or in your spare time?
Spend time with family and friends. A social gathering is always a good time with the people in my life.
What is your sleep schedule?
No real schedule. Sleep when I'm tired and live life while I'm awake.
Which is your favorite season?
Football season. Oh you meant from the 4 seasons. Definitely Summer. I love hot weather. I am in the wrong frickin' state, living in Wisconsin.
If you could name yourself, what name would you choose?
Hugh G. Rection would be a name that accurately describes me all together.
What is the last movie that you have seen that you enjoyed?
Brokeback Mountain was awesome! I spend 3/4 of the movie hiding under the covers in fear. I would have to say that I truly enjoyed the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A little to much man junk in the movie, but unexpectedly quite hilarious. A lot better than Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. That was 1 1/2 hours of pure dribble.
What book are you reading now or have read recently?
The Chris Farley Show. A sincerely wonderful person, that died before he had a chance to truly live.
What is your favorite board game or card game?
When in the joint, I loved to play Spades.
What is your favorite magazine?
I buy subscriptions to those damn things, then never read them. I would have to say Playboy because I like the pictures.
What is your all time favorite TV show?
Seinfeld and the Simpsons are 1st and 2nd and can be interchangeable. Now the best show on TV hands down is LOST. What the f*ck am I saying... I never watched that stupid show! I meant to say the Office. A true depiction of the corporate sales world. Pure Genius!
Do you prefer the toilet paper to flow over or under the roll?
Over the roll, no question. Under the roll, you can never find where the toilet paper starts. As a former Custodial Engineer (F*cking Janitor) during my training I found out that the under the roll technique is actually unsanitary. You touch other parts of the toilet paper while grabbing or trying to find the next sheet of paper. That means when you are done wiping your shitty ass, you leave leftovers on the sheet of toilet paper for the next person that craps in your bathroom. No thank you!
What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football. 24/7 during the season. Go Steelers!
What is your favorite sport to play or favorite exercise?
I actually enjoy playing hoops the most. For a Shaquille O'Neal physique, I have a Kobe Bryant jump shot! SWISH... silky smooth.
Favorite Teams...
MLB: The Milwaukee Brewers
NFL: The Pittsburgh Steelers
Hockey: The Pittsburgh Penguins
Basketball: The Milwaukee Bucks
College football: Penn State Nittany Lions
College Basketball: Pittsburgh Panthers
High School football: Port Washington Pirates
What is your your favorite outdoor activity?
Camping. You can fish, hike, eat & drink and relax.
What is your your favorite indoor activity?
Sexy Time. OK, that was gross. I like playing the Wii just as much as Sexy Time.
Food
What do you order at Starbucks?
Nothing. Overrated wuss coffee.
What is your favorite food?
Buffalo Wings. I have devoured my own body weight and more since discovering they existed back in 1992.
What do your order on your pizza?
Pepperoni, Sausage and Mushroom. Simple, yet elegant.
What is your favorite flavor ice cream?
Karamel Sutra from Ben & Jerry's. Stoner hippies make the best Ice Cream.
What is your favorite soda pop?
Mountain Dew. I am addicted. Is it true it kills your man bass (sperm)?
What is your favorite sweet treat?
Reference above question about Ice Cream. Mmmm Ice Cream, Ugghhh!
What is your favorite snack?
Peanuts or canned nuts. Shelled, mixed nuts, honey roasted or dry roasted. I like them all.
Demographics
How tall are you?
6'3". My dad always told me he didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Are you single?
No, happily married. It is like being in a prison, with a really cool warden.
Are you allergic to anything?
My wife tells me I am allergic to fun. I don't believe her. The only thing, of my knowledge, I am allergic to is Ibuprofen. Makes me itchy and break out in hives.
What is your favorite color?
I said Orange! Geez.
How would you describe your appearance?
Brad Pitt chunky style. Actually, people say I look like Alec Baldwin. So let's change that to Alec Baldwin chunkier style.
What nationality are you?
I am 100% American.
Where do you live?
Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Home of the Bratwurst!
In less than five words, describe yourself.
Chubby white kid likes fun!
In what type of dwelling do you live?
I am a home owner. I live in a Brick Ranch 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bathroom, 2 Car Garage with a decked out Steelers game room on 1/2 acre of land. My dream home.
What is under your bed?
Dust bunnies, dog hair and cat hair.
What is the color of your hair?
Brown.
What color eyes do you have?
Hazel. Changes with the color of shirt I am wearing.
Do you have contacts, glasses, or lasik?
Lasik. Best money I have ever spent.
Name all the cities or towns you have lived in.
I am an Army brat, so I would need a few hours typing all the cities I lived in. Let's just say, I lived in some of the most beautiful parts of the world and enjoyed everywhere I have called home.
Are you political?
Yes, but I don't push my political beliefs on anyone.
Name 3 things you like - EX: I like sports and punk music and webpages
I do like sports, music (mostly punk) and hooters (not the restaurant).
What is your Zodiac sign?
Aries.
Do you drink?
You have to drink or you will die. I enjoy beer and whiskey.
Do you smoke?
I quit smoking cigarettes since the Steelers won the Superbowl. I have been known to enjoy a cigar from time to time since then.
Is religion a part of your life?
I believe in a higher power and I talk to God almost daily.
What is the highest education level you have completed?
I have a Bachelor of Business Administrtion, Marketing from the University of Wisconsin, Oshkosh.