Dr. Odd

Here is a complete list of pet peeves.

People in my way
People who won't take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying
When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
Airline speak (lavatories)
When a utility sends you a letter about a rate increase that opens with: "In order to serve you better."
Water running while brushing teeth.
People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom.
When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
Car passengers that throw their doors wide open without first checking to make sure it is safe to do so.
Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.
Women who wear too much perfume.
If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.
Double negatives.
People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it’s me.
When you are hanging out with someone and they make plans to do something else right in front of you.
Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, which is going highway speed.
When people trip over your their foot in the hallway and start running to pretend like they meant to do it.
People who are stingy with money when they clearly have a lot of it.
People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face 
Bad breath.
Pants on men that are too short.
Drivers who signal after they make a lane change.
People who double park.
People who habitually need favors.
People who don’t look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
People who make up words.
When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom.
Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a dork.
Being put on the speakerphone without warning
People who act like they’re in their own living room at an event (concert, ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant).
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section.
Girls who wear way too much make up.
People who bring their babies to the movies.
Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks and makes noise when they’re at their desk or keyboard. When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.
People who write checks during check-out. I hate waiting.
People who are clearly unhappy and yet pretend like everything is just fine.
People who dress their pets.
Hair strands left on shower walls.
People who constantly get up in movie theaters.
Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.
Business buzz words: synergistic, globalize, paradigm shift, etc.
Using your finger as a gun.
People who stick their USED gum just about anywhere
Email with no subject.
Water running while brushing teeth.
People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.
Peop;e who chew with their mouth open
People who talk on their cell phone at the movies.
A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.
When people scratch their fingernails on a blackboard.
People that wait until the last minute.
People who don’t hold the elevator for you.
Whisteling out of tune.
People who read the paper while driving.
People who spit on the ground and don’t look first to see if anybody is around.
People who read out loud what they’re typing in an email or letter.
When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread.
Bathing suit tops as clothing.
Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
People that do not flush the toliet in public restrooms.
Bosses who think your job is your life.
When you are trying to wax something, and you pull hard but nothing comes off and yet you still feel the pain.
People who invade my seat space, like on airplanes or in movie theaters.
Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.
Finding the end of the program hasn’t taped after sitting riveted for almost two hours.
People that pop and smack their chewing gum.
Incorrect use of apostrophe’s.
When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it.
Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package.
Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient
People who snap their gum.
Using speaker phones in public areas at work.
People who use the word “gay” to mean “lame”.
The sound of somebody playing with silverware on a plate.
People who don’t want to learn anything new because they know it all.
People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.
Obnoxious doorbell ringers.
When you score a goal on yourself in foosball or air hockey.
Athletes who point to the sky after scoring.
Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone
When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator.
Walking into spider webs.
Stores/companies that charge extra if you pay by credit card.
People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.
Stores with TV monitors at the checkouts that play commercials.
People who use self checkout lanes but don’t know how to use them and slow us all down.
Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
People who don’t accelerate fast enough at a stop light, especially if you’re in the left lane.
Sneezing in your hand and shaking someone’s hand afterward.
If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever…DON’T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.
People who eat while talking on the phone to me.
People who make small talk with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them.
I hate it when people tickle me.
People who say, “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ” when they’re angry.
Ignorant people.
Family members who do not talk to you for years, but when they need or want something, act like nothing happened.
People who scrape their fork around the plate.
People that say they don’t like a certain food before they try it, and refuse to eat it .
People who take forever to order food while I’m in line.
People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they’re on their cell phone.
When drivers bring their car to the wrong side of the gas pump.
People who push alcohol at social functions.
People who tell you “Oh! You have to try this! It’s the best thing ever!” And when you do try it and it sucks.
How commercials are so much louder than the TV shows.
When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.
People who people park a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal-Mart or grocery store, blocking the way for others and then walking away to gather items.
People who carry a one sided conversation
People who chat online (instant messaging) while I’m on the phone with them.
People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves.
People who don’t listen when you are talking to them. How many times have you said a few sentences to someone only to have them suddenly say “what did you just say? I wasn’t paying attention.”
Dog poop on the sidewalk.
Spammers.
When someone is giving a speech in class and they won’t stop looking at you as they speak.
People say “carmel” instead of “caramel”. Is it really that hard to pronounce that extra letter?
People who write “Keep in touch!” in your yearbook but never talk to you again.
Wasting food, like when a person takes a full plateful of food and then eat two bites.
When you first meet someone and can’t remember the person’s name by the end of the conversation.
People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.
The creepers at red lights. You know, those people that start inching forward in their cars…slowly…until the light turns green.
When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
People who say the time like “Eight AM in the morning”.
People that don’t answer e-mail.
Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are)
Failing to take a backpack into account when turning or backing into people
When people don’t pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff… scuff… scuff.
People who don’t pick up after themselves.
When your spouse/roommate uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.
Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes me wonder how clean the kitchen is.
People who stop right infront of you when your walking through town.
Characters that have just met each other in movies arrange dates without exchanging any contact or meet information.
Hair in the shower drain.
Men who talk down to women.
Double negatives.
People who overuse quotes from movies or TV.
Overuse of the word “Like”
People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.
The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)
Litterbugs.
Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.
Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
People who constantly sniffle.
People who spell “you’re” as “your.”
Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.
Hearing classic songs that I grew up with…pimping products on commericals.
People who give their kids weird names
When you can’t tell if someone is male or female.
People who quote movies just because they can.
When the tracking system for delivery isn’t up-to-date.
Speed Bumps.
Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of their human’s sleeping habits, and decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff at 4 AM.
People that don’t use coasters.
How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.
People who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell.
When people refuse to be the decision maker about something simple (which restaurant to eat at, what movie to see, etc.).
Keeping your Christmas lights up until February.
When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.
People who can’t seem to understand that ” red eyes” are possible to remove in photos.
Men who refer to their wife as ” the wife”- a wife is not an object.
People walking around in ridiculous ‘fashionable’ shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.
Stomping on the floor to simulate knocking on a door.
Gray snow that won’t melt; piled up on the side of the road
Chasing after a ping pong ball.
People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck
When you have to go to the bathroom really bad after getting out of the shower and you don’t dry off all the way, making the toilet seat all slippery.
The way people walk in flip flops.
People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant.
Sick people who cough near you.
The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons.
Anyone – male or female- who says “We’re pregnant”. Are they sharing a uterus?
Clipping toenails in bed.
I hate it when people take healthy food and fry it up in butter and eat it because it’s “good for them”.
Unexpected company.
People who use the phrase “110%” (or even more % sometimes).
When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.
People who don’t know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.

Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.
If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice,
whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.
Speed Bumps
People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.
People who walk their dogs and let them poop indiscriminately (like on someone's lawn), and does not pick it up.
When the tracking system for delivery isn't up-to-date.
People who don't dress their age
When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!
When someone starts to watch a show or movie in the middle of it and expect you to tell them what's happening.
When people don't pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... scuff.
People who straddle multiple lines at the drug store.
You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.
People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
People that don't return your phone calls.
Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.
Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes me wonder how clean the kitchen is.
Hair on the soap.
Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line
People who ignore yield signs.
People who are always negative.
People who can't seem to understand that " red eyes" are possible to remove in photos.
People who turn their stereos up full blast in their apartment building and
have no consideration of others.
The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons.
Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
Litterbugs.
When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
Restaurants that give you rolls, but never enough butter to go with them.
When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
The "yes but" people.
Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.
People who bring their babies to the movies.
People who make up words.
People say "carmel" instead of "caramel". Is it really that hard to pronounce that extra letter?
When you're trying to walk in the mall and there's a kiosk and they hound you to try their cell phone service or whatever.
Lawn ornaments.
People who mumble.
Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.
Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.
When people say the word huge incorrectly by dropping the 'H' and
pronouncing it Uge.
Barking dogs
Children’s hand prints on the windows in car.
When people say ‘supposebly’ instead of ‘supposedly’.
Drivers who drive slow in the left lane.
Making me talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never actually met when i call you on the phone, saying something like, “oh here – talk to [---]“.
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.
Unsolicited advice.
People that tailgate when your driving.
When you apply too much deodorant and you have to make a running-in-place type of motion.
Not having enough quarters to do laundry.
Hair on the soap.
Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for miles as if you’re driving to slow, them knowing you’re not going to speed up, because there is a cop behind them
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write
something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a
letter here and there.
People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant.
How clothes hangers get all tangeled with each other.
Needless meetings.
Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they
got something there.
Noisy eaters.
Explanations that begin with the word "Again".
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
I hate people who have no idea what "personal space" is.
People talking on their newest iPhone in while using Food Stamps.
People who always insist on announcing when they have to go to the bathroom and which business they need to do.
People turn, but then forget to turn off their directional
When people insist on slamming a car door
People who hammer on a keyboard
When there is a detour sign, then there are no directional or signs after the initial sign, and everyone gets lost
When you loan someone money and they never pay you back. You end up in the awkward position of asking them to repay you.
Excuses!
People who park in Handicap spaces when they are not handicapped.
Clothes that are way too tight/short causing body parts that ought not to be exposed, to be exposed.
When you invite someone to come over at a certain time and they arrive 45 minutes early
When you loan someone your car and they change the radio stations, seat position, mirrors etc and you whack your knees getting back into the car
When people leave a message on the answering machine that says "I have a question...call me" but they don't just ask the question
When people ask if you are free to go out for a drink, and then when you say yes, you get trapped you into going to their kids dance recital, Pampered Chef etc.
People who pee in the pool
Getting stuck behind the school bus....every morning!
People who get spittle in the corners of their mouth when they talk.
Driving too slow in the fast lane
Talking during the movie
Parking a car across two spaces
Loud cellphone conversations in public
Texting and driving
Not using turn signals
Chewing with your mouth open
Stopping in the middle of a crowded hallway
Telemarketers
People who try to make conversation when you are reading
Saggy Pants Dismalhead
Not washing hands in the restroom
Assuming that anyone whose political beliefs differ from yours is stupid
Duck face
Not picking up after your dog
Their vs. They're vs. There
Too much cologne/perfume kaserak
Unaware People Crossing the Street
Leaving only just a little bit of something and putting it back in the fridge
People Who Are Missing While Pissing
Bicyclists Who Ride in Dangerous Places
Using the word 'literally' incorrectly
Adding apostrophes to pluralize things
Snapping your gum
People who wave you through intersections even tho you stopped first
People Who Sing Justin Bieber Songs Just to Annoy People
The Misuse of Its/It's
People who feel like they need to be inside my face when they talk to me
Being touched (By anybody who is not her :) ) (And why do some people stroke you when they talk to you?! haha)
People who don't understand that a person may be quiet/shy and force them into unwanted conversation (Yeah I'm one of those quiet folk)
People who moan/complain for the sake of it, and actually create opportunities to be able to do so
People who have no originality; in terms of dress, vocabulary, anything. Just another 'same old' person
People who are blatantly 'beating around the bush' and won't just come out with it straight
Ugg boots in the summer
People in Comments Sections Who *Always* Find something to Bitch About
When People Always Say You Know
That stands still in the middle of the escalator
People Who Never Shut Up and Talk Over You Constantly MandyMehay “ take a breath already„
Cell phone beeps and rings in public
People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.
People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.
Noisy eaters.
Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks and makes noise when they're at their desk or keyboard. When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.
People with bad table manners.
People that snoop.
People who read the paper while driving.
People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.
Drivers who won't turn right on red.
Vulgar talk at the dinner table.
People who chat online (instant messaging) while I'm on the phone with them.
Not having enough quarters to do laundry.
Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.
When drivers bring their car to the wrong side of the gas pump.
When you genuinely ask someone what's wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..."
People who ignore yield signs.
Double negatives.
Atheists who must ensure everybody is aware of their beliefs at every opportunity
Religious/non-religious people who seem unable to understand other beliefs
People with long and pretty inane lists of their pet peeves ;)
A flip one; I get annoyed at myself after telling someone how I am, why I'm feeling/looking down, what kinda person I am/my opinions/beliefs etc. I don't know why, I just feel sort of 'naked' after, I regret it
I'm a pizza delivery guy: when people start to get the money after I'm at the door and I have to wait
People who stare and react negatively to a couple where one person is apparently 'too good looking' for the other. I think such couples are nice, and give me hope haha
When people ridicule loving human beings who are nice to everyone and believe in 'peace'
When people are blatantly bemused at me as they gossip and talk about someone and I sit quietly ignoring them and with a somewhat miserable look on my face ;)
Guys with no socks on but shoes on
Girls and guys that look the same in terms of their fashion
Conspiracy theories.
Being asked my telephone number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone. I thought I was supposed enter that info to "better assist me".
Not washing hands after using the bathroom.
People who push alcohol at social functions.
The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons.
When your spouse/roommate uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.
People who don't perform their duties at work.
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
Dining with a picky eater (they can never order off the menu without customizing every aspect of the meal).
Tapping.
Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.
When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.
Dirty keyboards.
People who zig zag in and out of lanes on the expressway.
People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there.
When people don't send thank you notes.
When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!
People who take forever to order food while I'm in line.
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.
Car alarms that signal that they are on by honking.
People who walk their dogs and let them poop indiscriminately (like on someone's lawn), and does not pick it up.
The way people walk in flip flops.
Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
People who write "Noone" instead of "No one".
Explanations that begin with the word "Again".
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
Dirty dishes in the sink.
Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.
People walking around in ridiculous 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.
Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"...
Using speaker phones in public areas at work.
Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly.
Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it
Made up car names that are not even real words.
People who are mean to animals.
People who habitually need favors.
How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.
When you're eating candy and someone asks if they can have a red one.
Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE equipped with smoke detectors, so DO refrain...")
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package.
Uncomfortable chairs.
Chasing after a ping pong ball.
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
Films censored and cut (for length) to be put on television.
When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.
People who overuse quotes from movies or TV.
People who give their kids weird names
People that don't list prices on websites, stores, and infomercials.
The creepers at red lights. You know, those people that start inching forward in their cars…slowly…until the light turns green.
When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.
People who style their hair during Mass.
People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
Women who wear too much perfume.
Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.
Cutesy intentional misspellings: ” lite” ” kwik” ” ‘R ” for are.
You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.
When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.
Children's hand prints on the windows in car.
People who don't know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.
People who carry a one sided conversation
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom.
Sick people who cough near you.
People who talk, whistle or sing to themselves at work.
People putting their feet out of car windows.
Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient
Having to use more than one remote control (one for TV, dvd player, cable box, TIVO, etc.)
Paying alot of money for a meal and getting a baby sitter only to have someone elses kids screaming.
When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone.
When you find a really cute piece of clothing on the rack and they have like twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and not a single one in your size.
People who throw cigarette butts on the beach.
Saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped on.
When people say "What's up?" instead of saying "hi or hello".
People who leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of taking them back to the corral.
People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.
People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.
Unexpected company.
When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of their human's sleeping habits, and decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff at 4 AM.
People letting their dogs use my yard as their toilet.
Ignorant people.
People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.
Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.
Not knowing if you've taken two pictures with a camera or there are just two left
When you adjust the volume of the TV and the volume display blocks the subtitles during an important dialogue.
People who think that they are the only one with correct background for understanding an issue.
Being the first one at any party.
People throwing trash into a recycle bin.
The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)
Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
Litterbugs.
Drivers who tailgate.
Anyone – male or female- who says “We’re pregnant”. Are they sharing a uterus?
The "yes but" people.
When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.
When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.
People who don't dress their age
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
Peop;e who chew with their mouth open
People When they clean the tables nearby with a bleach solution. While I am glad they are sanitary, the smell of bleach can really quelch my appetite. having obviously PRIVATE conversations on their cell phone in public places.
When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator.
People who let dogs that jump up on everyone loose in public.
Clipping your nails at work.
When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it.
Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone
People who don't pick up after themselves.
People who use the word "gay" to mean "lame".
When people refuse to be the decision maker about something simple (which restaurant to eat at, what movie to see, etc.).
When people say 'supposebly' instead of 'supposedly'.
In an obviously crowded restaurant, people who linger long after receiving their check.
When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.
Not Washing Hands After Using the Restroom
Skinny jeans on men
No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.
When you will be talking to someone, and their replies seem to be limited to "ya", "cool", and "ok".
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.
People who can't complete a sentence without saying "you know".
When people don't clear the microwave numbers.
Finding the end of the program hasn't taped after sitting riveted for almost two hours.
People who say "It's always in the last place you look".
When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
When people don't RSVP to an event.
People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face :)
People who don't control their bratty children.
People who refer to themselves in the third person.
People who leave their children in their cars while they run into the store.
People who snap their gum.
Girls who wear way too much make up.
People who always have to be right and have the last word.
People that cannot simply take their trash to the trash bin in places such as fast food restaurants, shopping malls etc.
People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.
People that tailgate when your driving.
People who whistle when they are happy.
Fax machines that call my home number.
Rappers who thank God at awards cermonies.
Mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.
People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant.
Drivers who signal after they make a lane change.
People who spell "you're" as "your."
People who don't cash checks you give them in a timely manner.
The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together.
People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.
When the garbage man turns my can upside down after dumping MOST of the garbage in it into the garbage truck. I go to collect the can and when I turn it right side up, the remaining garbage spills out on the sidewalk.
People who don't use deoderant.
When people continue to stare after they ask you a question, as if they need you to expand more on your answer.
Ice cream with freezer burn.
When the person who takes the last of something puts the empty package back.
Flakes! People that cancel plans constantly.
Hair strands left on shower walls.
When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.
Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
Business buzz words: synergistic, globalize, paradigm shift, etc.
When people are using armrests on both sides of you.
Bosses who think your job is your life.
People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone.
Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.
People who dress their pets.
People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they thought.
People who mumble.
Whisteling out of tune.
People who are late.
Saying “Let there be light” every time any light switch is flipped on.
When adults cuss in front of children.
When you are changing the TV channel and it goes black of a second before the channel comes up.
Watching people put their contacts in.
People who complain out loud while waiting in a long line at the store.
People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.
Being the first one at any party.
When a utility sends you a letter about a rate increase that opens with: “In order to serve you better.”
Kids who tease dogs through a fence.
Mumbling, then annoyedly saying “Forget it!” when people don’t hear you.
Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to “press this number”, umpteen times.
You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.
People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there.
Roadmaps that aren’t folded correctly.
People who write on dirty car windshields
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don’t erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.
How hard it is to open a new music CD.
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.
People who let dogs that jump up on everyone loose in public.
People who don’t stop at stop signs.
When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll
People who don’t care what’s going on in our country.
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
When people that say that they read something at a certain site but don’t add the link.
When I’m having a coversation with someone, & I’m in the middle of telling a story and some rude idiot comes walking up and starts a conversation with the person I’m talking to…as if I’m not even there!
Double dippers.
People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them in movie theaters.
People who pick their teeth in public.
People who think the seat next to them is a place to plunk down their gym bag/back pack on a crowded bus.
The use of redundant statements like ATM Machine or PIN Number
Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink.
When people don’t rinse their dishes before they put them in the sink.
People at a store/supermarket who wait in a long checkout line, and then when they finally need to pay they take forever to find their checkbook/cash/credit card.
Tapping.
People who spit when they talk.
Lazy people.
When people say “you and I” when it should be “you and me”.
People who use their caller ID like an answering service. Example: “Hello?” “Yeah, someone call me from this number?” “Umm, who are you?” “Who is this?” “You called this number. Did you get a message?” “I haven’t checked my messages. This number just came up”. Etc..
Mispronunciation of words.
People who ask you what time it is.
Flakes! People that cancel plans constantly.
People who whistle when they are happy.
Anti-climactic ends to long lists.
People who brag about how trashed they got the night before.
Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.
When people say “What’s up?” instead of saying “hi or hello”.
Backwash.
Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.
People who refuse to expand their musical horizons.
At a restuarant, when they clean the tables nearby with a bleach solution, smelling up my area.
When people call me but are talking to someone else when I answer and I have to wait till they stop talking.
Going out to dinner with a big group, eating $10 worth of food and having to split the whole bill and ending up paying much more than you ate.
People who make out in public.
People that snoop.
People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice containter.
People who mumble.
Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving at any time other than when one is actively playing a sport
People who are always late.
When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread.
Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.
People who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell.
Annoying nervous (forced sounding) laughs.
When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.
When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.
Needless meetings.
People who don't look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
People who turn their stereos up full blast in their apartment building and have no consideration of others.
When you're driving down the road and a cigarette butt comes out the window of a car in front of you and it bounces off your car.
People who stare.
The phrase "110%".
People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them in movie theaters.
People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".
People who won't take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying, screaming, etc.
Having to dress up for work just to have it downpour when you step outside.
When the host/hostess at a restaurant totally underestimates how long a wait there will be.
When people inturrupt you.
Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line
The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.
Athletes who point to the sky after scoring.
Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.
People say "carmel" instead of "caramel". Is it really that hard to pronounce that extra letter?
Bathroom stalls with a mirror so you can see your whole self while seated
Drivers who make u-turns where they are not allowed to.
In mini golf when you miss the hole three times in a row less than a foot away.
When someone starts to watch a show or movie in the middle of it and expect you to tell them what's happening.
People who think the seat next to them is a place to plunk down their gym bag/back pack on a crowded bus.
Clipping toenails in bed.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
Commercials in movie theaters.
Keeping your Christmas lights up until February.
Overuse of the word "Like"
People who read a story, and purposely skip pages so that it ends quicker.
When you score a goal on yourself in foosball or air hockey.
People who drive past me on a crosswalk.
When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.
People who ask you what time it is.
People with poor umbrella etiquette.
When other people sleep on my pillow.
When you are hanging out with someone and they make plans to do something else right in front of you.
When people scratch their fingernails on a blackboard.
People who can't wait to file a lawsuit in order to get rich quick.
When you ask for LOTS of ketchup and they give you only two or three packets.
People who call but don’t leave a message.
People who don’t control their bratty children.
People who blow their nose at the dinner table or in the kitchen when you’re eating or cooking.
Men who refer to “babysitting” their own children.
I hate when restaurant staff starts clearing dishes away when not everyone has finished eating — leaving the one person at a table of four to feel bad they haven’t finished yet.
People who won’t take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying, screaming, etc.
The “yes but” people.

Wet, dirty, stinky, slimy dishrags left in a heap in the bottom of the sink.
Websites with horizontal scrolling.
People who use unnecessary abbreviations, like w/e (whatever), w/o (without) and j/k (just kidding).
People at Wal*Mart Supercenter who enter thru the exit and exit thru the enter.
Getting fruit in your bag on Halloween.
Going to a restaurant within the last hour before closing and everyone is cleaning,sweeping and slamming stuff around to get out of their quickly and at buffet the food is gone or old and dried up.
Walking into spider webs.
When the cashier gives you the change with the coins on top of the bills and for a moment you look like a fool jamming a large wad of cash into your pocket.
People who use self checkout lanes but don’t know how to use them and slow us all down.
Hearing classic songs that I grew up with...pimping products on commericals.
Stomping on the floor to simulate knocking on a door.
Using your finger as a gun.
Telemarketers.
Lawn ornaments.
People who borrow stuff and never give it back.
When people call me but are talking to someone else when I answer and I have to wait till they stop talking.
When you sit down at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress spends time cleaning other tables, when there are lots of empty tables, instead of taking your order.
When the tracking system for delivery isn't up-to-date.
Gray snow that won't melt; piled up on the side of the road
Bad breath.
People who refuse to expand their musical horizons.
People who complain out loud while waiting in a long line at the store.
People who say "Bra" or "bro" when it's not their brother.
When people put (sp?) after words when the spell check button is right there in front of them.
People who can't seem to see any faults in their kids or their mothers.
Piling up clothes in the corner of the room instead of putting them in the hamper.
Hair on the soap.
Mispronunciation of words.
People who are stingy with money when they clearly have a lot of it.
People who cook for you, and use the same spoon multiple times to taste what they are cooking while cooking it, like for pasta sauce or soup.
Having a drawer full of unknown cords, transformers, adapeter, etc.
I hate it when people take healthy food and fry it up in butter and eat it because it's "good for them".
Loud motorcycles.
When people trip over your their foot in the hallway and start running to pretend like they meant to do it.
When you ask for LOTS of ketchup and they give you only two or three packets.
Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
The sound of somebody playing with silverware on a plate.
Going out to dinner with a big group, eating $10 worth of food and having to split the whole bill and ending up paying much more than you ate.
When the waiter/waitress asks whether you want dessert, but smiles in a way that means she is clearly judging you.
Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.
Bathing suit tops as clothing.
People who pick their nose in public.
Car passengers that throw their doors wide open without first checking to make sure it is safe to do so.
Lazy people.
People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.
People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck
People who don't care what's going on in our country.
People who are over age 21 who say the word "dude".
People who spit on the ground and don't look first to see if anybody is around.
People who use their caller ID like an answering service. Example: "Hello?" "Yeah, someone call me from this number?" "Umm, who are you?" "Who is this?" "You called this number. Did you get a message?" "I haven't checked my messages. This number just came up". Etc..
Being put on the speakerphone without warning
Obnoxious doorbell ringers.
Adware, spyware, popups, viruses and other things that download themselves and install automatically
When people say the word huge incorrectly by dropping the 'H' and pronouncing it Uge.
When people change the TV channel without asking
People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.
People at a store/supermarket who wait in a long checkout line, and then when they finally need to pay they take forever to find their checkbook/cash/credit card.
Stores/companies that charge extra if you pay by credit card.
I hate slow people walking in front of me.
People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator.
At a restuarant, when they clean the tables nearby with a bleach solution, smelling up my area.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
Dog poop on the sidewalk.
When those little hinges on the CD case break, and now you can't open and close it.
I know they have to do this, but I hate having servers recite the specials to me. Because I have never ordered a special, and hate having to feign interest in them.
The use of redundant statements like ATM Machine or PIN Number
Hair in the shower drain.
Men who refer to “babysitting” their own children.
People who are late.
People who don't use their turn signal, tailgate, and cut you off
How hard it is to open a new music CD.
Pee anywhere other than in a toilet.
Watching people put their contacts in.
How commercials are so much louder than the TV shows.
People who don't want to learn anything new because they know it all.
When you bend over to pick something up and miss the object multiple times, and the final attempt is a violent grab as if to say it was the object's fault.
Feeling a little juvenile when the waitress sees your drawings on the table at the Macaroni Grille and you're over the age of eight.
When you get out of the pool and your bathing suit sticks to you and exposes your crotch.
Singing along with the music when you don't actually know the words.
People who write checks during check-out. I hate waiting.
Men who talk down to women.
Email with no subject.
Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel.
How clothes hangers get all tangeled with each other
Double dippers.
When people don't pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... scuff.
People who brag about how trashed they got the night before.
Unsolicited advice.
Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you at work.
Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to "press this number", umpteen times.
When adults cuss in front of children.
At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway, instead of into slices.
People who say I can't, without even trying.
People who leave their pets in their hot cars in the summer.
Speed bumps.
People who constantly get up in movie theaters.
When you are changing the TV channel and it goes black of a second before the channel comes up.
Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, which is going highway speed.
Parents who have their children on leashes.
PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink.
Bad Urinal Spacing Guy
Overuse of Epic and Amazing.
ALL CAPS
Sweaty gym equipment
The word 'Epic'
People who seemingly have a sub-concious that doesn't allow them to have any consideration for anyone around them. I don't mean 'caring what others think', but things like shoving past people without apologising, talking loudly etc.
Anti-climactic ends to long lists.
People who double park.
People who people park a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal-Mart or grocery store, blocking the way for others and then walking away to gather items.
When people use the word "literally" inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost jumped out of my skin."
People who make out in public.
Babies sitting on laps in cars.
People who bring their babies to the movies.
Dried toothpaste in the sink.
Junk mail.
People who talk on their cell phone at the movies.
When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.
When you apply too much deodorant and you have to make a running-in-place type of motion.
I hate people who have no idea what "personal space" is.
Pants on men that are too short.
Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes me wonder how clean the kitchen is.
People who don't stop at stop signs.
People who smoke right outside the door of a nonsmoking establishment, getting smoke all over everybody who enters/leaves.
People who don't listen when you are talking to them. How many times have you said a few sentences to someone only to have them suddenly say "what did you just say? I wasn't paying attention."
People that don't return your phone calls.
Referring to any government agency as "the Fed".
If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.
Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a dork.
Dull pencils.
People who can't decide on one radio/tv station, and constantly flip back and forth.
The habit of tossing dirty silverware into garbage disposal part of the sink
People who blow their nose at the dinner table or in the kitchen when you're eating or cooking.
Things sticking out of drawers
Utility/Cable service people that don't show up on time.
When someone is giving a speech in class and they won't stop looking at you as they speak.
A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll
Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section.
People who don't move to the back of the bus when there is plenty of room to do so.
People who write on dirty car windshields
When shirts shrink in the dryer.
When you are trying to wax something, and you pull hard but nothing comes off and yet you still feel the pain.
Cussing in public, especially in front of senior citizens.
People who don't hold the elevator for you.
When you're trying to walk in the mall and there's a kiosk and they hound you to try their cell phone service or whatever.
People that say they don't like a certain food before they try it, and refuse to eat it .
People abbreviating words when they speak.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Motel pillows.
Speed Bumps.
People who tell you "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" And when you do try it and it sucks.
Drivers who drive slow in the left lane.
People who eat while talking on the phone to me.
People that fart in public.
People who invade my seat space, like on airplanes or in movie theaters.
People that make tons and tons of noise while working out.
Women who are obviously bottle blondes who still blame their stupidity on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m having a blonde moment!”
People/kids who tap their pencil during a test.
When men you don't know very well at all assume it is okay to call you "hun" or "babe."
When people bite their nails in the dead of silence and you hear them eating it.
Water running while brushing teeth.
Women who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.
People who finish my sentences for you.
People who constantly sniffle.
People who interrupt you to correct your grammar/speech, paying no attention to the point your are trying to make.
People who make up words.
Tangled phone cords
Using a napkin for eating messy food & leaving it on the table throughout the meal
When people say "you and I" when it should be "you and me".
When the string on the hood of your sweatshirt goes inside the hood.
People trying to enter an elevator when people IN the elevator haven't left yet.
When you have to go to the bathroom really bad after getting out of the shower and you don't dry off all the way, making the toilet seat all slippery.
Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.
People that realize that a lane of traffic is backed up so they go into the next lane over because it is moving quicker and they go up to the front and expect someone to just let them back over in that lane.
Having to explain the same thing more than once.
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
People who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold the door for them.
People who bite their nails.
When people cough in front of you without covering their mouth.
People who quote movies just because they can.
Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
People who don’t put two spaces after a period when they type.
When people don't flush the toilet.
Broken spines on paperback books.
Restaurants that give you rolls, but never enough butter to go with them.
A well done steak or burger when it was ordered "rare"
When people that say that they read something at a certain site but don't add the link.
People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.
When I'm having a coversation with someone, & I'm in the middle of telling a story and some rude idiot comes walking up and starts a conversation with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm not even there!
People that wait until the last minute.
Incorrect use of apostrophe's.
When someone tries to talk to you when you have headphones on.
People who respond to my emails but don't include the text of the previous email in their email.
Men who refer to their wife as ” the wife”- a wife is not an object.
When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee cups.
How commercialized the holidays are.
People who pick their teeth in public.
Snorting when you laugh.
Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are)
Driveways that make cars bottom out.
People that cancel plans constantly.
When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it.
People that cannot simply take their trash to the trash bin in places such as fast food restaurants, shopping malls etc.
People that snoop.
People who don't listen when you are talking to them. How many times have you said a few sentences to someone only to have them suddenly say "what did you just say? I wasn't paying attention."
Hair strands left on shower walls.
People/kids who tap their pencil during a test.
People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves.
People who make small talk with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them.
Stores with TV monitors at the checkouts that play commercials.
Spit flying out of people's mouth by accident.
TV shows and commercials ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you into thinking the sound is coming from your house.
I hate when restaurant staff starts clearing dishes away when not everyone has finished eating -- leaving the one person at a table of four to feel bad they haven't finished yet.
People who can't seem to understand that " red eyes" are possible to remove in photos.
Improper use of the word ironic
Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.
People who scrape their fork around the plate.
Backwash.
Eating in bed and leaving crumbs
Spammers.
Fake laughter.
People who call but don't leave a message.
Wasting food, like when a person takes a full plateful of food and then eat two bites.
People who don't vote and then complain about the results.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
When people slurp their soup.
People who talk on their cell phone at the movies.
When you ask two questions in your text message and the person answers only the second one.
People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator.
How hard it is to open a new music CD.
People putting their feet out of car windows.
Chasing after a ping pong ball.
Chewing gum left on the sidewalk.
Obnoxious doorbell ringers.
Ice cream with freezer burn.
When people don't RSVP to an event.
The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.
People who leave their children in their cars while they run into the store.
When people inturrupt you.
People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.
People who talk, whistle or sing to themselves at work.
People who don't care what's going on in our country.
People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom.
When you're wearing a hat, after a while it feels like it's not there. When you take it off, it feels like it's still there.
Famous people name their kids strange names.
People who say, "Goddamnit" or "Jesus Christ" when they're angry.
Tables at restuarants that are next to or in the direct line of view of the restrooms. I don't want to look at and think about people going to the bathroom while I eat.
People, when asked how they are doing, say “good” when they should use “well”.