Getting Old

Going down with age:

• hair
• fashion
• bedtime
• work hours
• patience with bullsh*t
• patience with idiots
• the hour you go out to dinner
• number of electronics bought a year
• asking friends to help you move
• ability to use the computer
• speed at which you drive on the highway
• # of beers you drink at friends bbq
• Amount of MTV you watch
  Bedtime

Going up with age:

• heartburn
• weight
• cholesterol
• blood pressure
• weird gray hairs that won’t pat down
• doctor visits
• number of prescriptions
• Bathroom breaks
• Baths
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• amount of National Geographic channel you watch
• waking up earlier
• love for Pants with elastic waist bands
• number of salad dressing flavors I am willing to try