| Saying the Same Thing |
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My daughters love reading these Fancy Nancy books. Fancy Nancy teaches you how to say fancy words like fuschia instead of the word purple. Here is my take on how 2 people would say he same thing:
"I was fairly inebriated. After some flatulence, I went to the ladies room and defecated." |
"I was totally sh*tfaced. After ripping some a$$, I went to the can and took a dump. " |
