I was doing some research on the information superhighway about hot peppers and how their heat index is ranked with Scoville units and I got to thinking. There should be a scale for ranking the severity of flatulence stench. To honor the person whose butt stench is the worst I have ever smelled, I am naming this the Hubeny Scale.

Hubeny Rank	Description	What it feels like
1-10	all sound, no foul smell	sitting on a soft couch
11-20	mild disgusting scent, like raw meat that has been in garbage for a day or two	scratching a mosquito bite
21-30	smells like a driving through a cow farm	stubbing your toe
31-40	smell of toilet after normal movement before you flush	paper cut
41-50	best word to describe it is stinky, smell of it makes you visibly moved in a bad way	spraining an ankle
51-60	foul smell. smells so bad that you can actually taste it in your mouth	a punch in the face
61-70	sour smelling, smells like rotting meat	putting a cigarrette out on your skin
71-80	makes your eyes burn and water	getting kicked in the testicles
81-90	smell of it actually makes you vomit	getting your hand crushed in a clamp
91-100	worst thing you have ever smelled. smell of it makes you physically sick. a week after you smell it, thought of that smell makes you vomit again	having your arm cut off sounds better than smellin this