Below is a list of alcoholic drinks and the personality traits of people who might consume them on any given occasion

Alabama slammer - greedy

amoretto stone sour - honest, giving

Amstel - stuck up

bacardi & coke - honorable, sweet

baileys shot - powerful

Bass Ale - preppy, asshole

bloody mary - angry

blow job - covetousness

blush wine - gay, old

boilermaker - cruel, mean

Bud light - confused, bored

Budweiser - truthful, showy

Busch - young, cheap

buttery nipple - jolly

Captain and Coke - scared, lonely

cement mixer - dishonest

Coors - laid back

Corona - wimpy

cosmopolitan - confident, sexy

cranberry juice vodka - fancy

daiquiri - understanding, good listener

Foster's - bitter, angry

Gin and Tonic - patient, nice

Guinness - borderline alcoholic

Heineken - stubborn, bitter

hurricane - modest, glorious

jager - forgetful

jello shot - delightful

kamikaze - lofty

Labatt - cool

lemon drop - well mannered

liquid cocaine - evil

Lone Star - bold, beautiful

long island ice tea - liar

mai tai - shameless

manhattan - wise, confident

margarita - firm, positive

martini - materialistic

Michelob - bold

Mickey's - searching, bold

Miller High Life - hard headed, tough

Miller lite - fun, bubbly

Milwaukee's Best - violent

mimosa - content

mind eraser - courageous

Natural Light - content

O'Doul's - hidden

Old Milwaukee - smelly

old style - dirty, perverted

Pete's - witty, creative

red wine - wise, smart

Rum and Coke - frustrated

Samuel Adams - proud

sangria - friendly

screw driver - eloquent

sex on the beach - quiet, scared

Sierra Nevada - fun, crazy

Stoli & coke - pleasant, thoughtful

Three wisemen - weak

tequila popper - melancholy

tequila shot - mischieviousness

whiskey shot - serious

white russian - obsessive

white wine - bad dresser