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i can wear jeans on friday
sit in my cube, pick up the ball
i see the glue on your toupee, sit in my cubicle, pick up the ball

don't have much here on my plate
sit in my cubicle, pick up the ball

tonight i'm going to masturbate
sit by the tv, play with my balls

you see survivor last night?
water cooler chit chat

dolores clitoris
water cooler chit chat
i might just grab something from briazz
water cooler chit chat

atms give me yuppie food stamps

water cooler chit chat

think out of the box
i left you a voice mail

documentation
i left you a voice mail

hit the ground running
i left you a voice mail

for immediate assistance please press o
i left you a voice mail

met you for margaritas at lou's
told him too much on booze
showed him all my tattoos
now i'm all of this weeks' news.

joe from the mail room was dissed
cause sue from accounting is pissed
everyone knows who she kissed
he put her last on his list.

gotta masturbate cause i got a boner.
the printer being out of toner
tech support sucks dick
the printer being out of toner

ipo, ipo oh oh oh, ipo
ipo, ipo oh oh oh, ipo
ipo, ipo oh oh oh, ipo
ipo, ipo oh oh oh, ipo