Funny Golf Captions - Top Names

• Golf is a steady diet of greens.
• When I Die, Bury Me At The Golf Course So My Husband Will Visit
• GOLF Captions A Bad Day Of Golf Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
• Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone's game. -- it's called an eraser.
• I usually golf in the mid 70's… Any colder and I just stay home.
• Chip Shot
• Any Time Is Tee Time
• Daddy's Caddy
• When's Tee Time?
  
• It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Play Golf The Way I Do
• Tee'd Off / Teeing Off / Now for the Tee-Off
• Golfers don't get mad … they get tee'd off!
• Golf: I’d Quit The Stupid Game If I Wasn’t Married
• Golf Is A Game In Which You Yell Fore, Shoot Six, And Write Down Five.
• If only I could swing like I do in practice.
• On the Green In Two
• Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Slice A Hook
• In Golf, As In Life, It's The Follow-Through That Makes The Difference
• Golf Suits Me To A Tee
• The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
• Fore!!!! OK maybe 3 ½?
• If you watch a game, it is fun. If you play a game, it is recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
• Golf Lessons
• Iron Man
• Give Me Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of Golf Balls
  
• If There Is No Golf In Heaven... I'm Not Going
• You can never start too young!
• OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
• Eat... Sleep... Golf
• I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!
• Golf Fore Ever
• I'm Happy When I'm Teed Off
• If It Goes Right, It's A Slice. If It Goes Left, It's A Hook. If It Goes Straight, It's A Miracle
• Future Tiger Woods
• I've been in the rough before but this is ridiculous. (really long grass -jungle)
• Proof is in the putting
• FORE
• I'm Not Over The Hill, I'm On The Back Nine
• Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.
• Old Golfers never die, they just putter around/away
• Golf - It's Not Just A Game / That's the name of the game!
• The Golfer's Diet: Stay On The Greens
  
• Golf: clubs, double bogie, bogie, par, birdie, eagle, hole in one, putter, wood, driver, wedge, iron, greens, rough, tee, tee off, ball, flag, hole, sand trap, water hazard, scorecard, fairway
• Golf is really my profession, show business [put your profession here] just pays for the greens fees.
• Golf Is An Easy Game... It's Just Hard To Play
• You "Putt" Me In A Great Mood
• The Masters - Here I Come
• Tiger Woods wanna-be
• Grip It And Rip It
• Hunting For Birdies
• They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four Letter Words Are Taken
• It Went Wear?
• Another Ball in the Trees
• Tee For Two
• There's No Time Like Tee Time
• If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People... Pick Up The Wrong Golf Ball
• I Don't Know How I Can Play So Well And Score So Bad
• Tee Time
• Thank your lucky stars.
  
• Drivin’ Around
• Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
• I live on greens! (bowl of golf balls instead of salad)
• Step Up To The Plate For A Grand-Slam Day
• Caddy Shack
• My Doctor Says To Live On Greens.
• OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
• My Doctor Says To Take My Iron Every Day
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
• I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf... Nice Shot! I Love Golf
• Bye Bye Birdie
  
• Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
• The Greatest Golfers: Palmer, Player, Nicklaus, Watson, Kite, Trevino, Woods, and [put your golfer's name here]
• Drivin’ My Life Away

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