Chili Puns - Top Names

• Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
• What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
• Why did the chili chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
• What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
• What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
  
• A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
• I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
• What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
• What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
• The Salad Bar!
• What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
• Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
• Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
• When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
• I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
• My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
• What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
  
• Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
• Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
• Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
• How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
• Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks?
• Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
• Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
• What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
• How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
• My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
• Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger ...
• One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
• What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
• What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
  
• What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
• How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
• If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
• A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
• How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.

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