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4/3/03
Why are ugly girls hotter in the summer?
Jesus Fucking Christ. I'm asked this question every fucking year. Figured it out yet. It's simple. Booze and Skin. Everyone loves to have a nice frothy cold one from time to time, especially in the summer. It puts you all at ease and makes you wittier, more conversational. And skin, well, it reminds you of being naked. When these two forces combine on a hot summer evening at your favorite local beer garden, well, you know what happens, that's why your asking the question.