Dr. Odd

Clips from Big Lebowski

dude.wav
The Dude: You got the wrong guy, I'm the dude, man.

dudeness.wav
The Dude: I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. Ya know uhhh, that or uhhh his dudeness or duder or el dudoreno if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Jesus.wav
The Dude: Jesus!
Jesus: You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

shut up.wav
Walter: Shut the fuck up Donnie!

calm.wav
The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter: I'm perfectly calm dude.
The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around.
Walter: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Just take it easy.
Walter: Calmer than you are.

manually.wav

Jackie Treehorn (Ben Gazzara): "New technology permits is to do very exciting things in interactive and erotic software. The wave of the future dude, 100 percent electronic."
The Dude: "Huh well, I still jerk off manually."

The Dude: "Will you come off it Walter you're not even bleep ing Jewish to man."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about?"
The Dude: "Man, your bleep ing Polish Catholic."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on dude. You know this."
The Dude: "Yeah yeah yeah, and five bleep ing years ago you were divorced."
Walter: "So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish."

rules.wav
Walter: Smokey this is not Nam this is bowling, there are rules.

asshole.wav
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No, you're not wrong.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
Walter: Okay then.

pain.wav
Walter: Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter man.
Walter: You mark that frame an 8 you're entering a world of pain. A world of pain.

money.wav

Blond Treehorn Thug (Mark Pellegrino): "Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the bleep in' money bleep head?"
The Dude (Jeff Bridges): "It's down there somewhere let me take another look."

Blond Treehorn Thug: "You see what happens Lebowski? You see what happens?"
The Dude: "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude man."
Blond Treehorn Thug: "Your names Lebowski Lebowski."

killed_car.wav

The Dude: "Well they finally did it, they killed my bleep ing car."

Walter: "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well."

The Dude: "His wife goes out and owes money all over town and the pee all over my rug."
Walter Lobchak (John Goodman): "They pee on your bleep ing rug."
The Dude: "They peed on my bleep ing rug."
Walter: "That's right dude, they peed on your bleep ing rug."

Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid): "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

Walter: "First of all dude, you don't have ex, then secondly this is a bleep ing showed dog is bleep ing papers. You can't abort it. It gets upset. It's hair falls out. The bleep ing dog has bleep ing papers. Over the line!"

The Dude: "He has emotional problems man."
Walter: "You mean, beyond pacifism?"
The Dude: "He's fragile, very fragile."
Walter: "Huh, I did not know that."

The Dude: "Just take it easy man."
Walter: "I'm perfectly calm dude."
The Dude: "Yeah, waving the bleep ing gun around?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."
The Dude: "Will you just take it easy?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."

Bill Selliger: "(beep) Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team Walter ??? drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it controveens a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the..."

The Big Lebowski (David Huddleston): "Isn't that what makes a man?"
The Dude: "Um sure, that and a pair of testicles."

Donnie: "What's during league play?"
Walter: "Life does not stop and started your convenience you miserable little bleep ."

Jesus Quinlana(John Turturro): "Liam and me, we're going to bleep you up."
The Dude: "Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion man."

Jesus: "Let me tell you something pendejo. If you try any of that crazy bleep with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you can stick it up your ass and pull the trade your until it goes click."

The Dude: "We're bleep ed Walter."
Walter: "Nothing is bleep ed dude come on, you're being very un-dude, they'll callback. Look, she kidnapped... (phone rings). You see, nothing is bleep ed here dude. Nothing is bleep ed. There a bunch of bleep ing amateurs."

The Dude: "Just tell me where the bleep ed you want us to go."

The Dude: "But you haven't told me how were going to get her back. Where is she?"
Walter: "That's the simple part dude, we make the hand off, I grabbed one of them and beat it out of them."
The Dude: "That's a great plan Walter, that's bleep ed genius if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss bleep ing watch."
Walter: "That's right dude, the beauty of this is its simplicity. Once the plan gets too complex everything can go wrong. There's one thing I learned in Nam... (phone rings)"

The Dude: "Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron."

Walter: "Ah bleep it dude, lets go bowling."

Walter: "Whose sitting on a million bleep ing dollars am I wrong? Whose got a bleep ing million bleep ing dollars sitting in the trunk of our car?"
The Dude: "Our car Walter?"
Walter: "My dirty undies, my bleep ing whites. Say dude, where's is your car dude?"
Donnie: "Whose got your undies Walter?"
Walter: "Where's is your car dude?"
The Dude: "You don't know Walter?"

Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore): "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"

Maude Lebowski: "The foundation takes youngsters from what?"
The Dude: "Shit yeah, the achievers."
Maude Lebowski: "The little Lebowski urban achievers and proud we are of all of them."

Tony The Chauffeur (Dom Irrera): "Hey, you know what forget about it huh, forget about it."
The Dude: "Yeah bleep it man, can't be worried about that bleep , life goes on man."

beverage.wav
The Dude: Hey careful man there's a beverage here.

fuck it.wav
Walter: Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

beverage.wav

The Dude: "Hey, careful man there's a beverage here man hey."

The Dude: "Okay, you know, you guys aren't privey to all the new bleep so, uh, you know, but hey that's what you that's what you pay me for."

The Dude: "Speaking of which, you think it's you could uh, give me my 20,000 in cash. My concern and I've got to check it with my accounted, but this might bump me up into a higher tax bracket."
The Big Lebowski: "Cram it. Give him the envelope."
The Dude: "Oh well if you've got the check already made out, that's cool."

The Dude: "Where the bleep are they going to get a..."
Walter: "Do you want a toe? I can't get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it believed me."
The Dude: "Yeah, but Walter."
Walter: "I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish."

Walter: "Hey dude, don't go away man. Come on, this affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms! I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee."

The Dude: "Oh, nice marmot."

The Dude: "Hey man, are you going to find these guys, or, you know, I mean, do you guys have any promising leads?"
Auto Circus Cop (Michael Gomez): "Leads? Yeah sure, all just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads?"

Walter: "And also lets not forget, let's not forget dude, that keeping wild life... an amphibious rodent... you know domestic... within the city... That ain't legally either."
The Dude: "What are you a bleep ing park ranger now?"
Walter: "No, I'm just trying to offer..."
The Dude: "Who gives a bleep about the bleep ing marmot."
Walter: "We are sympathizing here dude."
The Dude: "bleep sympathy. I don't need your sympathy man, I need my bleep ing johnson."

The Stranger (Sam Elliott): "Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bear And much obliged, sometimes the bear well, he eats you."

The Stranger: "There's just one thing dude."
The Dude: "What's that?"
The Stranger: "Do you have to use so many cus words?"
The Dude: "What the bleep are you talking about?"

The Dude: "Who the bleep are you man?"
Knox Harrington (David Thewlis): "Just a friend of Maudie's."
The Dude: "Yeah, a friend with a cleft bleep hole?"

The Dude: "What the bleep is with this guy, who is he?"

Walter: "He lives in North Hollywood near the In And Out Burger."
The Dude: "No, the In And Out Burger is on Calrose."
Walter: "Near the In And Out Burger."
Donnie: "Those are good burgers Walter."
Walter: "Shut the bleep ed up Donnie."

Walter: "We'll go over their after the what have you, and brace the kid. He should be a push over."
Donnie: "We can eat at In And Out Burger."
Walter: "Shut the bleep up Donnie."

The Dude: "You figured oh, here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a bleep about."
The Big Lebowski: "Well aren't you?"
The Dude: "Well yeah..."

The Dude: "The dude Abides."

money.wav
Nihilist: Where's the money? I want that money. Where's the money?
The Dude: It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

rug.wav
The Dude: His wife goes out and owes money all over town and they pee on my rug.
Walter: They pee on your fucking rug.
The Dude: They peed on my fucking rug.
Walter: That's right dude, they peed on your fucking rug.