Dr. Odd

Animal House Sound Bites

delta.wav

Dean Wormer: Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween the trees are filled with undewear.....Every Spring the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

Tim Matheson: "Point of parliamentary procedure!" James Widdoes: "Don't screw around. They're serious this time." Matheson: "Take it easy. I'm in pre-law, man." Peter Riegert: "I thought you were pre-med." Matheson: "What's the difference?"

James Daughton: "Don't you have any respect for yourself?"

Peter Riegert: "This is ridiculous." Tom Hulce: "What are we gonna do?" Riegert and Tim Matheson: "... Road trip."

blowjob.wav

Bluto: BLOWJOB!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Blowjob! Blowjob!
Hoover: I don't think it's fair!
Dean Wormer: I'LL tell you what's fair and what's not!
Bluto: EAT ME!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Eat me! Eat me!
Hoover: (To Boon) Will you tell those assholes to shutup?
Boon: Hey, SHUTUP YOU ASSHOLES!

germans.wav

Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO! C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!

James Widdoes as Hoover: "I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may."

Verna Bloom: "You... still wanna show me your cucumber?"

Mark Metcalf: "For God's sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??"

Mark Metcalf: "You're a goddamned disgrace!"

Peter Riegert: "I've done a lot of things you don't know about."

John Vernon: "Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation."

The Worst House on Campus

"Is this the Delta House?" — Bluto

"Grab a brew... don't cost nothin'" — Bluto

"They're well known homosexuals." — Katy

"A deeply religious experience" — Otter

William Tell Overture — D-Day

"Damn glad to meet you..." — Otter

"He's damn glad to meet you..." — Otter, Boon

"Is this really what you're gonna do?" — Katy, Boon

"Is he bigger than me?" — Katy, Boon

"This guy is a real zero..." — Otter

"We need the dues." — Hoover, Deltas

Peter Riegert: "I gotta work on my game." Tim Matheson: "No, no, no. Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself."

Mark Metcalf: "You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty!"

John Vernon: "What the fuck's going on down there?"

Douglas Kenney as Stork: "Well, what the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?"

Tim Matheson: "Okay, this guy's a real zero; that's true."

thanks.wav

Bluto: (Finishes off chugging down a whole bottle of Jack Daniels)
Thanks! I needed that!
(Throws the bottle behind him, smashing it onto a car)

Tim Matheson: "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."

John Vernon: "Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be out of here like s*** through a goose."

John Vernon: "Speak when you're told to speak and not before!"

John Vernon: "I am gonna string 'em up by the balls! That's what I'm gonna do!"

Martha Smith: "Is it supposed to be this soft?"

Lisa Baur: "I don't know how to tell you... so, I'm just gonna tell you."

John Belushi and others: "Toga... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!"

profound.wav

Neidermeyer: And, most recently...that a Roman toga party was held, from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of peversion, SO profound and disgusting, the decorum prohibits listing them here. These are the charges recorded this day, November 15th, 1962.

John Belushi as Bluto: "Hey! ... What's this lyin' around shit??"

Tim Matheson: "I got news for ya, pal. They're gonna nail us no matter what we do!"

John Belushi: "Ah, thanks... I needed that."

John Belushi: "Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

Stephen Furst as Flounder: "I hope I score! Oh boy! Oh boy!"

John Vernon: "Out with it!" Sfx: Vomit.

Martha Smith as Babs: "That boy is a P-I-G, pig!"

Tim Matheson: "He can't do that to our pledges." Peter Riegert: "Only we can do that to our pledges."

goallout.wav

Tim Matheson: "You guys up for a toga party?" John Belushi: "Toga! Toga!"

John Vernon: "Not another word!"

James Widdoes: "We've gotta do something." Peter Riegert: "He's right." Tim Matheson: "You're right... We've gotta do something." Riegert: "Absolutely." Matheson: "Ya know what we gotta do?" Riegert and Matheson: "... Toga party."

James Widdoes: "That's not true!"

Double-Secret Probation

"The toilets explode..." — Wormer, Greg

"Put a sock in it..." — Wormer

"I'm gonna string 'em up..." — Wormer

"That foot is me!" — Wormer

"Double secret probation!" — Wormer, Greg

lying.wav

Bluto: Hey! What's this lying around shit?!

Lisa Baur: "Would you rather be alone?"

Kevin Bacon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Lisa Baur: "No, really... Anything."

Mark Metcalf: "Assume the position."

John Vernon as Dean Wormer: "You'll get your chance, smart guy!"

religous.wav

Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience!

mo-ron.wav

Stork: Well, what the hell we 'sposed to do ya mo-ron?!

The New Pledges

"I, state your name..." — Hoover

"Why not?" — Bluto, Pinto

"I've given this a lot of thought." — Flounder, Bluto

"Assume the position." — Neidermeyer

"Thank you, sir, may I have another?" — Chip

The Problem With Milton

"Don't write this down..." — Jennings

"I'm not joking! This is my job." — Jennings

idea.wav

Otter: You guys up for a toga party?
Bluto: Toga! Toga!
Otter: I think they like the idea, Hoove.

togatoga.wav

Delta House Brothers: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

tookbar!.wav

Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking BAR!!

Neidermeyer's Golf Lesson

"Disgrace!" — Neidermeyer, Otter, Flounder

"Always try to hit through the ball." — Otter

"You're all worthless..." — Neidermeyer

"and without that pledge pin!" — Neidermeyer

"Don't think of it as work..." — Boon, Otter

retard.wav

Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard!
Boon: Is he bigger than me?

buypot.wav

Pinto: Can I buy some pot from you?

dblsecrt.wav

Dean Wormer: As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation!

A Joint With Professor Jennings

"Morally casual attitude." — Boon, Katy

"I've done a lot of things..." — Boon

"It's a distinct possibility." — Pinto, Jennings

"Could I buy some pot?" — Pinto

A Defenseless Animal

"Defenseless animal" — Neidermeyer

"Listen up..." — Neidermeyer

milton.wav

Professor: Okay....Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton.   Mrs. Milton found him boring too.  He, uh, is a little bit longwinded, he doesn't translate well into our generation and his jokes are terrible.   (Bell Rings)  BUT THAT DOES NOT RELIEVE YOU FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THIS MATERIAL!  I'm waiting for reports from some of you.  Listen, I'm not joking!  This is my job!

legsbrok.wav

Mayor: (Said to Dean Wormer) If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

game.wav

Boon: I gotta work on my game!
Otter: Nah, nah, don't think of it as work.  The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

The Horse's Heart Attack

"Ooooooruuuuh!" — Trooper

"Holy shit!" — Bluto

The Mayor [1:01]

1,410Kb "If you mention extortion..." — Mayor DePasto

pledges.wav

Neidermeyer: YOU'RE A GODDAMN DISGRACE!!
Boon: Vicious mother, isn't he?
Otter:  Yeah.  He can't do that to our pledges!
Boon:  Only WE can do that to our pledges!

excuseme.wav