Dr. Odd

apl-amphetamines.wav
Lloyd Bridges as McCroskey ... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

apl-black.wav
Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson ... "Cream?"
Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee ... "No Thanks. I take it black, like my men."

apl-clearance.wav
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Roger Murdock ... "We have clearance, Clerance."
Peter Graves (I) as Captain Oveur ... "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

apl-dinner.wav
Two "jive" guys order their meal on the plane.

apl-finger.wav
Robert Stack as Kramer ... "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"

smoking.wav

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

Robert Hays: "Surely, you can't be serious."
Leslie Nielsen: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

apl-fly.wav
Elaine ... [over intercom] "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

apl-glue.wav
McCroskey ... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

apl-hospital.wav
Leslie Nielsen as Doctor Rumack ... "This woman has got to be taken to a hospital."
Elaine ... "A hospital? What is it?"
Dr. Rumack ... "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

ap4.wav

Elain: "Would you like something to read?"
Oldlady: "Do you have anything light?"
Elaine: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends?"

Oever: "You ever... seen a grown man naked ?"

Elain: "I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle"

white2.wav

Announcer in the airport: "Listen Betty, don't start whith your white zone bleep again."

apl-jive.wav
Two guys talking jive

apl-jive2.wav
More "jive" talk from the two guys except this time they are accompanied by an older woman who also speaks jive.

apl-joey1.wav
Capt. Oveur ... "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Rossie Harris as Joey ... "No sir, I've never been in a plane before."
Capt Oveur ... "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

apl-joey2.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?"

apl-joey3.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?"

apl-joey4.wav
Capt Oveur ... "Joey, have you ever been in a, in a Turkish prison?"

apl-larger.wav
McCrosky ... "This fog is getting thicker!"
Stephen Stucker as Johnny ... "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!"

apl-load.wav
Voice over Intercom ... "The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."

apl-no.wav
Air Controller ... "Captain, maybe we oughtta turn on the search lights now."
Kramer ... "No. That's just what they will be expecting us to do."

ap7.wav

"Striker: "Headquarters?!? What is it?"
Elaine: "Well, its a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now."

Rumack: "This lady has to b gotten to a hospital. . ."
Elaine: "A hospital . . what is it?"
Rumack: "Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

Rumack: "How soon can you land?"
Oever: "I can't tell."
Rumack: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
Oever: "No, I mean I'm just not sure."
Rumack: "Well, can't you take a guess?"
Oever: "Well, not for another 2 hours."
Rumack: "You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"

ap13.wav

MCrosky: "Johnny, what can you make outta this?"
Johnny: "This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . ."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using amphetimines."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

apl-sale.wav
Johnny ... "There's a sale at Pennys!"

apl-smoking.wav
McCroskey ... "Look's like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

cheats_and_liars.wav

Robert Stack: "Airport management, the FAA, and the airlines... they're all cheats and liars."

ap3.wav

Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."
Oever: "Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?"
Tower: "Tower's radio clearance, over!"
Oever: "That's Clarence Oever! Oever."
Tower: "Roger."
Murdock: "Huh?"

computer_blow.wav

Robert Hays: "We're gonna have to blow the computer." (Airplane 2)

computer_mercy.wav

Robert Hays: "I don't think there's a hell of a lot I can do. We're at the mercy of the computer." (Airplane 2)

concentrate.wav

Robert Hays: "I've got to concentrate... I've got to concentrate... Hello?... Echo!..."

apl-surely.wav
Robert Hays as Ted Striker ... "Surely you can't be serious!"
Dr. Rumack ... "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

crash.wav

News commentator: "They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into... I say let 'em crash."

fall_in_the_mud.wav

Robert Stack: "Ya know what it's like to fall in the mud, and get kicked, in the head!... by an iron boot??... 'Course you don't. No one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question -- skip that."

gladiators.wav

Peter Graves: "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

ap10.wav

Rumack: "I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."

ap11.wav

Rumack: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Elaine: "Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."
Rumack: "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."

ap12.wav

Striker: "Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."
All Together: "Its a entirely different kind of flying."

grown_man_x.wav

Peter Graves: "Ya ever been in a cockpit before?"

Rossie Harris: "No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before."

Graves: "Ya ever... seen a grown man naked?"

gymnasium.wav

Peter Graves: "Ya ever... hang around a gymnasium?"

jackin_me_up.wav

Norman Alexander Gibbs?: "Say mofo, butter layin' me to the bone, jackin' me up."

Lorna Patterson: "I'm sorry. I don't understand."

Al White?: "Cutty say can't hang!"

leon.wav

Stephen Stucker: "Leon's getting larger!"

longshot.wav

Robert Hays: "It's a long-shot, but it's the only shot we've got." (Airplane 2)

nervous.wav

Woman: "Nervous?"

Robert Hays: "Yes."

Woman: "First time?"

Hays: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

no_search_lights.wav

Guy: "Maybe we oughta turn on the search lights now."

Robert Stack: "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

notified.wav

William Shatner: "Why the hell aren't I notified about these things??" (Airplane 2)

surely_a.wav

Robert Hays: "Surely you can't be serious."

Leslie Nielsen: "I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley.' "

turkish_prison.wav

Peter Graves: "Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

wrong_week1.wav

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin'."

wrong_week2.wav

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."

wrong_week3.wav

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

wrong_week4.wav

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"

your_wife.wav

Man: "It's your wife."

Lloyd Bridges: "I want the kids in bed by nine, I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman... no more cheese!"