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Carrie: "I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole."

Carrie: " I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid."

Carrie: "So that's it? They're just gone? Boo hoo?"

Carrie: "I need to feel the weight of a man on me."

Samantha "Fabulous!"

shoes.wav

Carrie Bradshaw:"The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun."

believe.wav

Carrie Bradshaw:"Oh my God I can't believe it!"

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Miranda Hobbes:"Last night we were in the dining room, and we were laughing, and all of a sudden I looked over at him and I realized we belong together."
Carrie Bradshaw:"Oh Miranda."
Miranda Hobbes:"Yeah, so I picked a huge fight and threw him out of my apartment."
Carrie Bradshaw:"Good thinking."

Play with

Kim Cattrall: "You go play with your friends, and I'll go play with mine."

Pregnant

Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes: "Is it okay to fuck one guy while you're pregnant with another guy's baby?"

Revealed too much

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I know what I did. I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty."

Run fast

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I wanted to run as fast as the wind."

Said not

Cynthia Nixon: "Okay, I think we all know what's not being said here."

Same old

Kim Cattrall: "Same old same-old."

Saw me naked

Cynthia Nixon: "He saw me naked ... Your boyfriend saw me naked!"

Scared me

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Aaaahh!! Oh, my God! ... You scared me!"

Scream 1

Sarah Jessica Parker screaming.

Scraping

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here, ladies."

Seen face

Chris Noth: "Boy, you should've seen your face."

Sensitive not

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I just felt like you weren't being very sensitive about my feelings."

Shame

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I left there covered in shame. Why did she have to shame me?"

Shoes

John Corbett as Aidan Shaw: "How many pairs of shoes does one person need?"

Shoes right

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm talking about... a woman's right to shoes."

Shoes upset

Kim Cattrall: "You have every right to be upset about your shoes."

Shut up

John Corbett: "Shut up?? Shut up??" Sarah Jessica Parker: "Yes, shut up!" Corbett: "Shut up? You're tellin' me to shut up?" Parker: "Please just shut up! I am so sick of hearing you talkin', talkin', talkin', all the time! Don't you ever just shut up??"

Shut up 2

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Women are known to be more verbal than men, but are there times when the ladies should just shut the fuck up?"

Size

Kim Cattrall: "I'm just saying size has nothing to do with it."

Skyrockets

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Nice. A little skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight."

Snug

John Corbett: "Snug as a bug in a rug."

Sorry for later

Chris Noth: "I just don't want to do something here that I'll be sorry for later."

Sushi

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Call it sushi... another woman's sushi." Kim Cattrall: "Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi."

Sushi 2

Kim Cattrall: "I gave you sushi. I need fuck."

Sweet

Cynthia Nixon: "Sweet!... So sweet!"

Talking

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm just talking, blah, blah, just words."

Tell no one

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Okay, I wanna tell you something, but if I tell you, you have to swear you're not gonna tell anyone."

Telling truth

Kim Cattrall: "I am telling you the truth!"

These bitches

Kim Cattrall: "These bitches need to be put in their places."

This is BS

Cynthia Nixon: "Ya know what? This is bullshit." Sarah Jessica Parker: "Yeah, that's what I think."

Thrilled less

Cynthia Nixon: "Believe me -- I'm less thrilled than you."

Time right

Cynthia Nixon: "I was gonna mention it when the time was right. I, I was just waiting for the right time."

Tragic

Kristin Davis as Charlotte York: "This has got to stop. Yes, it's tragic that you were in love and it didn't work out, but you have got to emotionally cut him out of your life and move on, and the sooner, the better."

Trapped me

John Corbett: "I feel like you just trapped me."

Union

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm in the union. I know the rules."

Understand not

Kim Cattrall: "I don't understand... how this happened to me."

Wait

Chris Noth: "Wait, wait, wait." Sarah Jessica Parker: "What, what, what?" Noth: "Look, I just don't want you to get hurt again." Parker: "I won't! It's just sex!" Noth: "Well, according to this book, it is not just sex."

We likey

Fashion designer: "Do we likey?" Sarah Jessica Parker: "We likey!"

What do now

Chris Noth: "What are we gonna do now?"

What the

John Corbett: "What the fuck?"

What's happening

Cynthia Nixon: "What's happening to you?"

Whole story

Kim Cattrall: "I'm not telling you the whole story." Sarah Jessica Parker: "It gets worse?"

Worse

Cynthia Nixon: "Ya know, I didn't think this could get any worse, but -- ha ha -- it has."

Writer

Sarah Jessica Parker: "So, I'm a writer... I write a column... for a newspaper."

Wrong ring

Sarah Jessica Parker: "How can I marry a guy who doesn't know which ring is me?" Kim Cattrall: "Exactly, honey. Wrong ring, wrong guy."

Yankees

Blair Underwood: "I take it you're not a basketball fan." Cynthia Nixon: "Well, you've got me there. I'm a baseball person." Underwood: "Ah. Yankees or Mets?" Nixon: "Please... Yankees." Underwood: "Oh. Should've known." Nixon: "And what is that supposed to mean?"

You okay?

Cynthia Nixon: "Oh, my God! Are you okay??"

Happy never

Cynthia Nixon: "I am never gonna be happy... It's just never gonna happen for me."

Have to

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Please! I have to get laid!"

Hell

Cynthia Nixon: "She's trapped in a hell of her own making... No, wait. That's me."

Hell froze

Cynthia Nixon: "Oh, my God. We're gonna have to ice skate home. Hell just froze over."

Hey you

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Hey, you."

Horrifying

Sarah Jessica Parker: "That's horrifying. I will continue to be horrified by that story all day long."

Hospitals

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Hospitals scare me."

Hot

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You're hot... very hot."

Hug me

Cynthia Nixon: "Hug me."

Hurt him

Kim Cattrall: "I need to hurt him more."

Hurt you

Chris Noth as Mr. Big: "I had no idea that I hurt you so much."

Itinerary

Cynthia Nixon: "Sex is the only thing on the itinerary."

Kiss me please

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Now please... kiss me... or, at least, lie on top of me."

Leaving soon

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Okay, you have 10 seconds and then I'm leaving."

Left eye

Woman: "I can't close my left eye!"

Lesbian

Kim Cattrall: "I'm a lesbian."

Liar

Lucy Liu as herself: "The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar."

Listening not

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I don't know why, but you are not listening to me!"

Long evening

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I believe this is going to be a very long evening."

Look how well

Sarah Jessica Parker: "And look how well that turned out."

Lovah

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Ladies, I'm taking a lovah... yes, a lovah."

Love is rare

Kristin Davis: "Seriously. There is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. It's rare."

Maturity

Sarah Jessica Parker: "The truth is, I was dying to sleep with him. But isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?"

Men like him

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It is my experience that men like him don't come along that often."

Midget or dwarf

Kim Cattrall: "What do you guys consider to be the height difference between a short person and a little person?"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "A little person?"

Cattrall: "You know, a midget."

Kristin Davis: "A midget or a dwarf?"

Cattrall: "What's the difference?"

Davis: "I'm not sure, actually."

Morning sickness

Cynthia Nixon: "I don't know why they call it morning sickness when it's all fucking day long."

Need drink

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw: "Oh, God, I need a big ole drink!"

Need more info

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I need more information."

Need to

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I need to have sex."

Need to 2

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I need to have sex. It's been too long. Lately I've been having these dreams where I run -- I run -- up to complete strangers and just start kissing them."

Need to talk

Kim Cattrall: "I need to talk to you in private."

Never alone

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You're never alone in New York. It's the perfect place to be single. The city is your date."

Nice digs

Chris Noth as Mr. Big: "Nice digs."

Nip

Kim Cattrall: "Oh, my nipples are getting hard just thinking about him!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "No!"

No!

Cynthia Nixon: "Noooo!"

No, no, no

Kim Cattrall: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

Nobody wins

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Nobody wins with that kind of attitude."

Nobody's perfect

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones: "But, ya know what? Nobody's perfect."

Out there

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Believe me... She's out there."

Parties

Woman: "It's the single ones who always throw the wild parties with all the girls."

Past

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It's all in the past... Now let's forget all that and talk about something else."

Perfect practically

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Now I'm practically perfect, don't ya think?"

Perpetually

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones: "The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men BJs, we could run the world."

Pessimist

Sarah Jessica Parker: "So, you're a pessimist, right?"

Pessimist or optimist

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I have to figure out if I'm an optimist or a pessimist... and I don't know anymore."

Pick

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Why did I have to go straight to the negative and just pick at it?"

Cynthia Nixon: "Because you're in a relationship. All women pick. It's in our DNA. It's our little way of showing that we care."

Piss you off

Chris Noth: "Did I do something to piss you off?"

Abso

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw: "Abso-fucking-lutely."

Acting

Mikhail Baryshnikov as Aleksandr Petrovsky: "I think you're acting like a child."

Sarah Jessica Parker: "And I think you're acting like an asshole."

Always wanted

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Oh. I have always wanted to do that, but I don't think I could pull it off. How did it feel?"

Aren't you something

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Well... Aren't you something."

Arty not

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm not very arty."

Backstage

Kim Cattrall: "I was once told I wouldn't be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well, I did get backstage... and I blew 'im."

Beg pardon

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I beg your pardon."

Big girl

Lucy Liu as herself: "I'm a big girl. Just tell me the truth. I can take it, ya know?"

Bitch

Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes: "She's a fucking bitch!"

Boring

Cynthia Nixon: "Stop -- boring."

Brain

Cynthia Nixon: "I can't have sex anymore. I have a brain."

Cataract

Woman: "I have a cataract."

Check off

Cynthia Nixon: "I guess I can check that off my list of things to do."

Children

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones: "I am so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you they're everywhere!"

Choose choice

Kristin Davis as Charlotte York: "I choose my choice."

C'mon

John Corbett as Aidan Shaw: "Oh, come on!"

Clean slate

Cynthia Nixon: "Clearly babies come into this world with a clean slate, and we're the ones that fuck 'em up."

Clear air

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I want to clear the air."

Cocktail hour

Evan Handler as Harry: "Do you know what we need to bring back in this house?"

Sfx: Snaps fingers.

Handler: "Cocktail hour!"

Coffee

Sarah Jessica Parker: "That is some strong coffee."

Come in

Kristin Davis: "Come in!"

Coming with

Kim Cattrall: "I'm coming with you."

Coulda

Kim Cattrall: "Coulda, woulda, shoulda."

Couple not

Kristin Davis: "This is just sex. We're not a couple. You're just... a great fuck. Is that clear?"

Crazy

Cynthia Nixon: "What are you, fuckin' crazy?"

Crazy 2

Cynthia Nixon: "You people are crazy."

Cuckoo

John Corbett: "Are you cuckoo now? Are you goin' cuckoo on me?"

Dating desert

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm in a dating desert."

Distraction

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You really wanna hear about this now?"

Kim Cattrall: "Yes. I need the distraction."

Divide and conquer

Sarah Jessica Parker: "Okay, we need to divide and conquer."

Education

Kim Cattrall: "I'm getting an education."

Engaged

Kristin Davis: "You're getting engaged!"

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I threw up. I saw the ring and I threw up. That's not normal."

Kim Cattrall: "That's my reaction to marriage."

Excited not

Chris Noth: "I can't smoke, I can't drink... and I can't get excited... about anything."

Fabulous

Kim Cattrall: "Fabulous!"

Feel weight

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I need to feel the weight of a man on me."

Fine

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I'm fine... Just fine... Don't I look fine?"

Fine 2

Chris Noth: "Oh, I'm fine. I'm great. I've never felt better."

Fine 3

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It's gonna be fine, sweety. It's going to be fine."

Fkt up

John Corbett: "That's fucked up."

Fkt up 2

Cynthia Nixon: "I am so fucked up... I am so fucked up... I am so fucked up!"

Fondly

Sarah Jessica Parker: "I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an asshole."

Forgive me

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You have to forgive me ... You have to forgive me!"

Friday night

Sarah Jessica Parker: "It's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call."

Glasses

Kim Cattrall: "Yes, I need glasses, and I'm not ashamed. I have a sexy young man who loves to fuck me, and I'm fabulous."

Gone

Kim Cattrall: "Pussy and fuck are gone."

Gone 2

Sarah Jessica Parker: "So that's it? They're just gone? Boo hoo?"

Gonna get laid

Sarah Jessica Parker: "<squeal> I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid."

Googled him

Sarah Jessica Parker: "And where did you get his picture?"

Kristin Davis: "I Googled him."

Great boyfriend

Sarah Jessica Parker: "You are a great, great boyfriend, ya know that? I mean it -- you're the best."

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