Austin Powers Sound

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Austin Powers Sound Bites
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Austin Powers Sound Bites

"Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I'm the boss… need the info." [Mike Myers Dr. Evil]
"I think you're shagadelic baby, you're switched on, you're smashing."

"Hello, Hello."

"Hello Mr. Powers. Care to have a little fun?"

Mister.wav 91K
UN Representative: Now... Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister" thank you very much.

MiddleName.wav 41K
Austin: Austin Powers... danger's my middle name.

Shh3.wav 34K
Scott: Look...
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh!

Shh4.wav 87K
Dr. Evil: Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "shh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "shh!" with your name on it.

"No actually, I have to save the world."

"Is it cold in here?"

"Oh contrare baby, I think you can't resist me."

bag.wav

Austin: "This sort of thing ain't my bag baby."

behave.wav

Austin: "Oh behave!...*laughing*....yeah...yeah baby!"

cat.wav

Austin: "That's Dr. Evil's cat."
Vanessa: "How can you tell?"
Austin: "I never forget a pussy.......cat."

dangers.wav

Austin: "Austin Powers. Danger's my middle name."

"Launching the subterranean probe."

1million.wav 419K

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!
No.2: Ahem...well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? I mean, a million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really?
No.2: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Evil: That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!

animals.wav 106K

Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet!
Dr. Evil: An *evil* vet?
Scott: No! Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An *evil* petting zoo?
Scott: You always do that!!!

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

"Let's say we go out on the town and swing baby, yeah!"

million.wav

Dr. Evil: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!"
No.2: "Ahem...Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!"
Dr. Evil: "Really?"
No.2: "Mm-hmm."
Dr. Evil: "That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!"

"Show me love."

"Great baby, yeah!"

"Oh behave, yeah baby, yeah."

"Yeah baby, yeah!"

"This sort of thing aint my bag, baby."

"Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?"

"Okay, Name. Austin, Danger, Powers. Sex? Yes please."

"I won't bite...hard."

rise.wav

Austin: "I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For bleep s and giggles!"

mystery.wav

Austin: "Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?"

yourpoint.wav

Vanessa: "I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you."
Austin: "What's your point, Vanessa?"

baby.wav

Austin Powers: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! camera clicks Great Baby! Yeah!

angry.wav 25K

Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

bigboy.wav 130K

Radar Man: Well, it appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!
Commander Gilmour: Good God! He's back!
Radar Man: Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
Commander Gilmour: Shutup!

beavbutt.wav 78K
No, this is not a mistake...it's actually in the movie!

Beavis: Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs! Heh-heh-m-heh! Yeah!
Butthead: Huh-huh...How many butts does she have?

alotta.wav 162K

No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!

charms.wav 386K

Irish Guy: They're always after me lucky charms! Everyone snickers at him What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They *ARE* after me lucky charms!! What??
Frau Farbissma: It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him...Hey leprechaun! Leprechaun! We want to get your lucky charms! Haha! Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat then, they think, "Oh this is candy! I'm having fun!"

behave.wav 73K

Austin Powers: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!

behave2.wav 19K

Austin Powers: Oh Behave!

deadlist.wav 101K
Excellent Startup Sound!

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to my underground lair! I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins!

bitehard.wav

Austin Powers: I won't bite....hard.

death.wav

Dr. Evil: I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

dipping.wav

Dr. Evil: Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

meowmix.wav

Dr. Evil: I want chicken! I want liver! Meow-mix, Meow-mix, please deliver!

scrotum.wav

Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!

needinfo.wav

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!

failure.wav

Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

royal.wav

Dr. Evil: As you know, the Royal family of Britain are the wealthiest land owners in the world. Either the Royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marrigae, and therefore.....would have to divorce!
No. 2: Prince Charles *did* have an affair, he admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people. You have to tell me these things, alright?! I've been frozen for thirty years, OKAAAY??

getarise.wav

Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!

nerdalrt.wav 12K

Austin Powers: NERD ALERT!

getnhere.wav

Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's pulling a prank on me! Honestly, it's not mine!

jet.wav

Austin Powers: When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!

"Yeah, baby. Yeah!" [Mike Myers Austin Powers]

"Do I make you horny?" [Mike Myers Austin Powers]

cold.wav

Austin Powers: Is it cold in here?

contrare.wav

Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!

yourturn.wav

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha!

danger.wav

Austin Powers: Austin Powers...danger's my middle name.

fembots.wav

Fembots: Repeats like echo Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?

sworld.wav

Austin Powers: No actually...I, ah, I have to save the world.

great.wav

Austin Powers: Great baby, Yeah!

washup.wav

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to washup first? You know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!

groovy.wav

Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, baby!

hello.wav

Austin Powers: Hello, hello!

mybag.wav
Makes a great error sound

Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

uranus.wav

Vanessa Kensington: Hey, isn't that the big dipper?
Austin Powers: Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus!

pound.wav

Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time, experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

mystery.wav

Austin Powers: Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?

ozone.wav

Dr. Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.' Using these 'lasers' we'd punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the 'ozone' layer. Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is...unless the world pays us a hefty ransom?
No. 2: Ahem....that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: Shit!

letsshag.wav

Austin Powers: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
Vanessa Kensington: What?
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for thirty years! I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!

nosex.wav

Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

nutshell.wav

Vanessa Kensington: Always looking to have fun, Austin, that's you in a nutshell!
Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell! Help! I'm in a nutshell!

mrevil.wav

UN Representative: Now...MR. Evil...
Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much.

oring.wav

Guy in Bathroom Tom Arnold: Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

randy.wav 91K

Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!

venesa.wav

Basil Expedition: Vanessa is one of our top agents.
Austin Powers: My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like a minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

richie.wav

Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Richie Cunningham!

shaglic1.wav

Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing!

sharks.wav

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here...what do we have?

yeahbaby.wav

Austin Powers: Yeah Baby! Yeah!

freaks.wav

Austin Powers: It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Yeah man!!

swedish.wav

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.

"...When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset..."

"Yeah baby..."

"...What appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy..."

"...I'm having difficulty controlling the VOLUME OF MY VOICE"

"...Finally, those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes..."

What Austin values most about the 60's

"...Danger's my middle name"

"...I'm telling you baby, that's not mine..."

"Do me a favor and stop calling me 'baby'..."

"Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms..."

Dr. Evil finds out Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage

"...That also, already, has happened..."

"...Isn't that what being an International Man of Mystery is all about?"

"I won't bite HARD"

"Allow myself to introduce myself"

"Are you in the show..."

"Who does Number Two work for..."

"...I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called Mr..."

Vanessa's mom tells Vanessa what she thought of Austin

"You know, I haven't had this much fun since college..."

"...That's you in a nutshell..."

Austin tells Vanessa what her mother was like in the 60's

Austin thinks Basil's mother looks like a man

"...Who's going to take over the world when I die..."

"...Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo?"

"...I really am trying to kill him..."

"...The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament"

"...I wanted to be a quadruple threat..."

"...I can't believe Liberace was gay..."

"Don't worry about the Italian bird..."

"I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers...Why don't you just kill him..."

Dr. Evil keeps "sh"-ing Scott

"...First, I plan to soil myself..."

Austin makes some head jokes

"...If you want me to be a one woman man, well, that's just groovy, baby..."

"...I think you can't resist me"

Dr. Evil sings the "Meow Mix" song

"Isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for...are all now...considered to be evil..."

"...I wish I was never artificially created in the lab..."

"...There is no world anymore. It's only corporations"

"...I'll never forget the first time I saw you..."

"...That looks just like Uranus..."

Dr Evil "Why make trillions, when we could make billions!"

- Dr Evil 54k, wav

"Throw me a frikin' bone here..."

- Dr Evil 60k, wav

"...begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism"

- Dr Evil 43k, wav

"I'm going to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers mojo"

- Dr Evil 46k, wav

"I've been an frikin' evil doctor..."

- Dr Evil 57k, wav

"Viva Las Vegas baby, yeah!"

"How did this get in here? Somebodies playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine."

"Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah."

"Hey pardner, come on you gotta relax, don't force it, gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung!"

"Oh, groovy baby, yeah!"

"I shall call him Mini-Me"

- Dr Evil 34k, wav

"...an overly elaborate and exotic death"

- Dr Evil 60k, wav

Evil laugh

- Dr Evil 27k, wav

"Silence"

- Dr Evil 19k, wav new!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to travel through time, I bid you adieu..."

- Dr Evil 45k, wav

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

- Dr Evil 7k, wav

"I already have someone created in my image. He's evil and wants to take over the world..."

- Dr Evil 22k, wav

"Alright, zip it... ..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil 98k, wav

"Scott, Daddy's working - and when you're in the main chamber, try and use the big boy voice..."

- Dr Evil 23k, wav

"Hello Scott, Daddy's back... How could you do this to me on national television..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil 7k, wav

"Right"

- Dr Evil 5k, wav

"All I asked for was a frikin rotating chair... I need an old priest and a young priest..."

- Dr Evil 78k, wav

"www.shh.com.org"

- Dr Evil 17k, wav

"Talk to the hand 'cos the face don't wanna hear it anymore"

- Dr Evil 8k, wav

Just The Two Us

- Dr Evil & Mini-Me 289k, wav

"Austin, I am your father. Really? No, not really, I can't back that up"

- Dr Evil & Austin Powers 42k, wav

"...I will destroy Washington DC with this giant "laser" "

- Dr Evil 73k, wav

"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers "

- Dr Evil 31k, wav

"...one million dollars!"

- Dr Evil 110k, wav

"I like to see girls of that calibre..."

- Dr Evil 151k, wav

"Come, Mr Bigglesworth Meow!"

- Dr Evil & Mr Bigglesworth 24k, wav

"He's a disgruntled Scottish guard, known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits..."

- Dr Evil 28k, wav

Other Bad Guys

"Veally?"

- Frau 32k, wav new!

"I ate a baby. Oh aye, baby: the other other white meat..."

- Fat B****** 26k, wav

"I'm rich and I'm dead sexy"

- Fat B****** 8k, wav

"Dr Evil, while you were frozen we began a program to clone you..."

- Number Two 52k, wav

"They're always after me lucky charms"

- 26k, wav

"...an evil vet?..."

- Dr Evil and Scott Evil 107k, wav

"This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is..."

- Number 2 78k, wav fixed!

"...I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned"

- Mustapha 62k, wav fixed!

Austin Powers

"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom..."

- Austin Powers & Madonna 152k, wav

"Grr, baby. Very GRR!"

- Austin Powers 27k, wav

"Very randy!"

- Austin Powers 15k, wav

"...Sex? Yes please!"

- Austin Powers 57k, wav

"Do I make you horny baby? Yeah, do I?"

- Austin Powers 32k, wav

"Do I make you horny?"

- Austin Powers 19k, wav

"Oh, behave!"

- Austin Powers 19k, wav

"Oh, groovy baby, yeah"

- Austin Powers 44k, wav

"...I never forget a pussy...cat"

- Austin Powers 54k, wav

"Austin Powers, danger's my middle name"

- Austin Powers 41k, wav

"I put the GRRR in swinger baby!"

- Austin Powers 43k, wav

"If you've just joined us, today's topic is 'My Father Is Evil And Wants To Take Over The World'"

- Jerry Springer 17k, wav

"...Ain't my bag, baby!"
"Throw me a freakin' bone..."
"Hello, hello."
"...Meowmix, please deliver!"
"Allow myself to introduce..."
"...You can't resist me!"
"Welcome to my underground layer."
"Your shagadelic."
"Smashing, Baby."
"Yeh, Baby!"
"Sex? Yes, Please."
"...Kill, Austin Powers!"

"I've beaten Dr. Evil..."
"...dirty fembot!"
Evil laugh.
"I've been an evil fricken Doctor..."
"I put the grrr in swinger!"
"Why make trillions when you can make millions?"

Sex.wav 66K
Austin Powers Mike Myers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please.

Behave.wav 80K
Austin: Oh behave. [laughing]... yeah YEAH baby YEAH!

Pussy.wav 54K
Austin: That's Dr. Evil's cat.
Vanessa Kensington Elizabeth Hurley: How can you tell?
Austin: I never forget a pussy... cat.

Horny.wav 16K
Austin: Do I make you horny?

Point.wav 153K
Vanessa: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin: What's your point, Vanessa?

ShaggedRotten.wav 24K
Austin: I shagged her rotten baby yeah.

Smashing.wav 45K
Austin: I think you're shaggadelic baby. You're switched on. You're smashing.

Groovey.wav 35K
Austin: Oh groovey baby... yeah.

Shag.wav 29K
Austin: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

MyBag.wav 22K
Austin: This sort of thing ain't my bag baby.

Shaggadelic.wav 15K
Austin: Very Shaggadelic.

YeahBaby.wav 28K
Austin: Yeah Baby! Yeah!

Mad.wav 13K
Austin: Are you mad?

AlottaFagina.wav 163K
Number Two Robert Wagner: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin: Come again?
Alotta: Alotta Fagina.
Austin: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'... uhhh, never mind!

Won'tBite.wav 35K
Austin: I won't bite... hard.

ShitsAndGiggles.wav 43K
Austin: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you that's all! For shits and giggles!

BreakWind.wav 79K
Alotta: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin: I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha!

Myself.wav 87K
Austin: Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham.

Relax.wav 56K
Tom Arnold: You gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

Angry.wav 126K
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!

Evil.wav 107K
Scott Evil Seth Green: I like animals... maybe I'd be a vet!
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr.Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!

Bone.wav 22K
Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here!

burtbach.wav 204K

Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach. Song begins to play

captlism.wav 147K

Basil Expedition: The cold war is over!
Austin Powers: Well! Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Expedition: Austin....we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing! Yea capitalism!

Shh1.wav 257K
Scott: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: But...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Um...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: All I'm saying...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: They're gonna get awa...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: We...
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: We...
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock, knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Look...
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "shh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "shh!" with your name on it.

Shh2.wav 22K
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock, knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!

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Austin's telephone ring. [Sound Effects]

"Every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil 33k, wav

"You wanna be Daddy, Number Two?... You gonna squirt some?..."

- Dr Evil & Number Two 50k, wav

"You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star'..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil 44k, wav

"You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the Diet Coke of evil..."

- Dr Evil 28k, wav

love.wav

Austin Powers: Show me love!

sailors.wav

Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant...did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No-ho-ho-ho!! Only sailors use condoms, baby!
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin!
Austin Powers: Well, they should, those filthy beggars! They go from port to port!

"...I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills..."

"In Japan, men come first and women come second..."

"I like to see girls of that caliber..."

"...Since you've been frozen, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry..."

The two things that scare Austin

pussycat.wav

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy.....cat!!

austin-powers-sound

Dr. Odd